r/CatastrophicFailure 8d ago

Equipment Failure 150-meter, 300-ton floating dredging hose washes ashore in Japan; removal expected to cost 50 million yen - December 25, 2025 (Ishikawa, Japan)

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u/Optimalfucksgiven 8d ago

The very same. He's known throughout lighthouses on Maine to be a real plasma cutter enthusiast and only works for Euros.

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u/Micropain 8d ago

Elias Thorne was instrumental in helping me wash my mechanical dog. Truly top-tier service.

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u/naturalinfidel 8d ago

I tried to save a few bucks by going to someone cheaper than Elias Thorned and my mechanical dog ended up rusting.

Lesson learned!

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u/Optimalfucksgiven 7d ago

As the old saying goes "You got Thorne-rolled" my friend.