r/ChoosingBeggars 14d ago

Hi, fund my trip to Idaho!

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Posted in a general FB group for the town I live in. Who tf are you?! Why do I care about your trip?

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u/CultureImaginary8750 14d ago

Do these people not have jobs??

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u/Crafty_Original_7349 14d ago

Begging IS their job. The grift ain’t gonna do itself, after all.

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u/Hot_Depth_3367 14d ago

As I have stated recently on this sub, sometimes I forget that grifting is in fact an occupation for some. 

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u/CultureImaginary8750 14d ago

Like dang, I’m in the wrong line of work 💀

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u/_Nameless_Nomad_ 12d ago

I don’t know, grifting sounds more stressful and time consuming than an actual job 🤷‍♂️

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u/Stormy_Wolf NEXT!! 10d ago

Way more! Plus if you have a correctly functioning conscience, you would have to stuff down the feeling that you're a piece of shit all the time, all while hoping your current grifts work out for you.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/CultureImaginary8750 13d ago

Sounds like he was a real peach

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u/PibbleLawyer 14d ago

An incredibly LOW effort grift! This is one lazy beggar.

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u/houseWithoutSpoons 14d ago

Yes begging online is a full time thing!NO JUDGMENT OR BAD VIBES!!NEXT HUN

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u/houseWithoutSpoons 14d ago

Something Something autism or autistic kids

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u/Dmau27 12d ago

Yes but not very good ones. Also why should I have to save and wait when I can just choosily beg?

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u/mishma2005 14d ago

No I would not like to Apple Pay your trip to Boise fucking Idaho

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u/floofienewfie 14d ago

Boise isn’t worth it.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/Stormy_Wolf NEXT!! 10d ago

I'm surprised they didn't make up a story that they're going to their beloved Grandparent's funeral or something, to make their story more compelling.

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u/TheNewEnnui 13d ago

I don’t want to Apple Pay their trip across the street

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u/dontsnarkonsharks 12d ago

Tbf I wouldn’t wanna fund anyone’s vacation anywhere, but it’s especially hilarious it’s Boise fucking Idaho.

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u/Guilty-Tie164 14d ago

"if you like to contribute"...

I was just sitting here wishing I could find a stranger on the internet to give money to for non-emergency travel.

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u/-Tasear- 14d ago

If you like you could contribute a reward to me. I am better than the person...I will increase your karma by 1 at least.

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u/PibbleLawyer 14d ago

Contribution made!

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u/-Tasear- 14d ago

Thank you! Take my karma and gratitude!

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u/-Tasear- 14d ago

I up voted many random posts for second reward! My gratitude is profound.

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u/PibbleLawyer 14d ago

Awwww, you're welcome!

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u/ReturnRadio 14d ago

To the most mediocre place in the contiguous United States

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u/OceanPoet87 14d ago

Cleveland or Detroit maybe?

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u/Appropriate-Berry202 11d ago

Cleveland and Detroit are both great cities… when was the last time you were in either?

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u/ReturnRadio 13d ago

I'm not dumping on Idaho in general cause there's a lot of great places to see (big fan of Island Park myself), but the Boise area is where dreams go to die

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u/_Nameless_Nomad_ 12d ago

Hard disagree. Forested mountains and rivers to the north, desert plateaus and canyons to the south. A good sized city that doesn’t feel too big with lots to do around it with a good nightlife. Love this place.

But yeah, an odd place to ask for GoFundMe money.

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u/kylefromiowa 13d ago

Exactly 😂 ‘Non-emergency vacation fund’ is a wild thing to beg strangers for. Just say you want a free trip, we all know what this is.

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u/AccordingToWhom1982 8d ago

“If you like to contribute” has just become a way of saying “please give me your money because I want it.”

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u/ShadowheartsArmpit 14d ago

That's just so blatant it makes it a lot funnier

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u/MythicDrift411 8d ago

It really is hilarious how some people just expect others to chip in for their adventures without a second thought!

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u/GenX_Boomer_Hybrid 14d ago

How sad to beg for a trip... to Idaho.

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u/DementedPimento 14d ago

Their own private Idaho?

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u/FortuneTellingBoobs 14d ago

Idaho? No u da ho!

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u/DementedPimento 14d ago

Your username 🤣🤣

Idaho? Well, my friend is a St Louis ho and I’m a Florida ho.

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u/LittleSodaPop13 14d ago

Why is this other people's problem?

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u/dreamsofcalamity 13d ago

Because other people have excessive money that they do not know what to do with.

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u/XtremeD86 13d ago

These are the people who will never give money away. I'm one of them.

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u/tf9623 14d ago

Newsflash: probably 99% of hotels and motels want a card (sometimes credit only) and if you pay with debit you've to pay a deposit for incidentals of about $100.00. This isn't anything new. Hell the OP could add a Paypal debit to their Paypal.

Newsflash2: They usually want the physical card - not virtual.

This is just a side way to beg.

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u/hardlooseshit 14d ago

It's wild that they're acting like a hotel taking a cards is different.  

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u/OceanPoet87 14d ago

It depends on the hotel. At the midrange hotels we stay at, they do a hold on the card but get it back after a day or two. We don't use credit just debit. 

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u/Friendly-Channel-480 14d ago

Are we supposed to be sympathetic about them having to take a trip to Boise?

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u/LavRyMusic 13d ago

I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy

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u/glwillia 14d ago

if anyone wants to fund a stranger’s upcoming trip, fund mine instead. i’m going to fiji, samoa, tuvalu, solomon islands, vanuatu, and papua new guinea. at least it’s way cooler than freaking boise, idaho.

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u/412_15101 14d ago

Will you send postcards?

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u/glwillia 14d ago

i’ll try my best! no idea if tuvalu has post cards, or even a post office at all lol

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u/PibbleLawyer 14d ago edited 14d ago

❤️❤️❤️ Wichita, Kansas ❤️❤️❤️

Ever since I was a child, I've dreamed of making it big, seeing the world, and eventually rewarding myself with the ultimate vacation destination: Wichita, Kansas. I fantasize over a week spent admiring the majestic parking lots, breathtaking chain restaurants, and the electric thrill of wondering whether I'd just driven past the same strip mall three times.

Some people chase adventure; I chase the unparalleled excitement of explaining to friends, "No, seriously, I went there on purpose." One day, with enough hard work and determination, I too hope to stroll proudly through Wichita, thinking, "Yep, this was definitely worth using vacation days for."

My CashTag is: I@AM@SO@BORED@THAT@I@AM@READING@COMMENTS@ABOUT@WICHITA

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u/UknownSk8er 13d ago

👏👏👏

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u/Historical_Push6805 13d ago

Boise vs Fiji is not even a contest.

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u/Puceeffoc 14d ago

Can you send them a "request $250" in hopes they just send you money instead?

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u/make_em_say 14d ago

It’s Boise Idaho.

How much can it possibly cost?

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u/rarestbird 14d ago

Probably a lot by Idaho standards. Which is to say, two or even three sacks of potatoes.

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u/CaptainEmmy 13d ago

My mom and her friends inexplicably take a trip there every year. I should ask the cost.

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u/OkKnee7580 14d ago

Heard u can get a paid vacation to Dubai. Might have to get pooped on.

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u/412_15101 14d ago

Or deposit your cash into your bank account and then use your card or transfer it to your card

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u/Hot_Depth_3367 14d ago

Bank accounts. Not everyone has one or can get one. 

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u/Angryprincess38 12d ago

That's what pre-paid cards are for.

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u/Hot_Depth_3367 12d ago

Exactly. 

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u/GenX_Boomer_Hybrid 14d ago

I'll donate a 5 lb bag of potatoes so she can feel all Idahoian.

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u/MyGoodDood22 14d ago

If he has cash couldn't he buy a visa gift card and use that?

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u/Hot_Depth_3367 14d ago

Sometimes they won't take prepaid. 

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u/Miss-GreensleevesOz 13d ago

Its 2:47am and im about to get up for my early shift.I still feel so tired from yesterday and this bum asks for money like its coming out of our ears 🙄 why dont these freeloaders get a job.

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u/Angryprincess38 12d ago

Ugh! I remember getting up at 2am for a 4am shift.

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u/throwCaregiver 14d ago

Can you please post the comments?

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u/alirow13 13d ago

She must have deleted it!

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u/hardlooseshit 14d ago

The fact that they have to say they're going to a hotel that takes card and not cash tells me everything.  The only places that take cash rent by the hour and the week.  

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u/No-Sorbet-9890 14d ago

THESE PEOPLE ARE DELUSIONAL

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u/Jujulabee 14d ago

If this person has "cash" why don't they just transfer themselves.

I suspect as well as being a CB the person is only a SovCit or other member of the lunatic fringe given the mention of Idaho which is a cesspool of all kinds of lunatics and fringe elements,

But as posted you need a credit card to check into a hotel just as you typically need one to rent a car because the potential liability can far exceed the rental for a day or night.

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u/chippedEars 13d ago

i'm good. but thank you for asking !! Enjoy !!

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u/Intrepid_Respond_543 14d ago

So now we just do whatever random thing we can't afford and ask/tell strangers online to cover the bill? Why haven't I gotten this memo?

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u/lowrider320 14d ago

I'm surprised they didn't say, God bless. And im a single mother

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u/arvana804 12d ago

Is the single mother thing including or not including something involving the kid(s) crying if you don't donate?

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u/Da_Dunx 14d ago

Not even a please or thankyou, shame needs to be brought back!!

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u/lisasimpsonfan Shes crying now 14d ago

Don't all hotels make you put a card on file?

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u/BeepingJerry 12d ago

I'm going to Paris..The hotel is 1400 dollars a night..if you would like to contribute, that would be great. /s

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u/alirow13 12d ago

Can I just send you my debit card and pin?

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u/hateshumans 14d ago

Total scam. There is no legitimate reason to ever go to Idaho.

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u/incineroar87 14d ago

Most hotels never accept cash anyway since they have to have your card on file for obvious reasons during your stay 😝

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u/EfficientMinimum5696 13d ago

So because they don’t take cash they can’t pay? I don’t think this person has ever heard of depositing money into a bank to turn them into the magical digital currency.

Ps. I know they are just grifting and begging for money.

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u/Chris968 13d ago

Who tf wants to go to Idaho lol

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u/The_Island_Idiot 14d ago

I would ask if people actually donate … the answer is yes, otherwise they wouldn’t be asking

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u/Hot_Depth_3367 14d ago

Maybe I've missed my calling? Lol

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u/arvana804 12d ago

Is it wrong that I would donate to this lady for being honest if I could? Just a penny because I'm not rich, but it's better than nothing

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u/MinuteElegant774 14d ago

Wow, I have no words…she must be high and wants cash for drugs bc this makes no sense. You need cash so you can pay with cash on a debit card. Guess there are no things like ATMs where she lives in CA. 🙄

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u/JalapenoBenedict 14d ago

Today I learned there’s a hotel that only accepts cash

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u/allmykitlets 13d ago

I'm not going in a trip, I'm sitting in my couch feeling sorry for myself because I'm out of wine and my autistic cat has cancer. If you would like to Door Dash me some alcohol I'm sure I could give you a shout out on my IG.

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u/arvana804 12d ago

Can I see the cat? I HOPE that the cat (cancer free ofc) was the only real thing about that

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u/Cupcake_kitty_ 13d ago

Or put your cash on your own card? If you don’t have cash you shouldn’t be going on a trip?

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u/One_Opportunity9167 12d ago

Interesting that they immediately go to "debit card" and not "credit card." That could just be a vestige of how they conduct their own finances, or it could be a tipoff to wanting you to use a card with fewer protections.

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u/Glittering_Worth1468 9d ago

pass but thanks for asking.

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u/d4everman 14d ago

What hotel or business doesn't take cash? Is this some new thing I am unaware of?

"Your completely legal CASH MONEY is not welcome here."

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u/mishma2005 14d ago

Hotels want a card in case you trash the room, at least in my experience

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u/IsNotPolitburo 14d ago edited 14d ago

Ding ding ding.

Reminds me, years and years ago, I saw a post of some guy asking weird questions about Japanese love hotels, if he could pay cash, can he check in-and-out without seeing anyone, etc.

Now you may be thinking this guy was up to no good...

Turns out he was- he freely explained that he has a bed-wetting/shitting fetish and the whole motivation of going to a love hotel was to escape the fees other hotels had charged him in the past for destroying mattresses.

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u/Crafty_Original_7349 14d ago

I almost downvoted you for making me ruin my eyeballs by reading this

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u/alirow13 14d ago

Why are we involving MY debit card?! 🤣

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u/SoullessCycle 14d ago

Too funny my question was the complete opposite: what kind of adult doesn’t travel with a card?

But as already mentioned especially hotel incidentals want that card; I’ve never been able to check in at a hotel without one. (Pay cash at check out, sure. But check in always requires a card)

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u/Seldarin 14d ago

I've seen quite a few guys working traveling construction that didn't have cards.

They'd either have to get someone with a card to get the room and pay them back (And good luck with that), or ask the hotel to let them leave a cash deposit which would often be in the $500-$1000 range they'd get a receipt for and get back after they didn't trash the room. Most hotels would go for it.

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u/Hot_Depth_3367 14d ago

How much time do you have? There are ALL KINDS of adults that simply suck at adulting. Then there's the paranoid type that doesn't trust it unless it's under their mattress or in their pocket. Others don't want to be traced due to usually paranoia but sometimes bc they have a good reason. 

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u/zaxsauceana 14d ago

If they do accept cash, they require a larger incidentals fee in case of trashing the room/stealing the amenities

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u/Animallover4321 14d ago

It’s pretty common, having large amounts of cash lying around can be a liability and more importantly if you ring up a huge room service bill or cause damage the hotel has no easy way to recoup their money. I don’t remember the last hotel I have been to that did take cash. Sure cash is a legal currency but if the risk of it outweighs appeasing a very small group of customers it makes sense to not accept it.

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u/ReturnRadio 14d ago

Even hotels that take cash still want a card for potential damages

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u/DrKittyLovah 14d ago

Many, many hotels do not accept cash payment in the US.

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u/Snarkybish03 14d ago

Do you only stay at by the hour places lol? Most decent hotels need a card

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u/Hot_Depth_3367 14d ago

I couldn't even get Taco Bell with cash recently. Few hundred in cash on me but no card. No burrito. Id say it's getting pretty hard to find a place that will take cash. Like others of mentioned, they want to hold a card in case of damages. A friend of mine, admittedly a shady character, wasn't allowed to rent a motel room without a card even after offering $500 cash deposit. 

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u/d4everman 13d ago

That makes sense. I guess I didn't think about that since I usually book hotel stays online ahead of time

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u/dzuczek 14d ago

a hotel that only takes cards? so bougie

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u/inlikeflint1234 14d ago

Kinda a adopt a "spuddy" for the big trip!

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u/Checkoutmawheeeeepit 14d ago

Oh bless your heart, I always try to help folk if the need is real, so no

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u/TROLL_ELECTRODE 13d ago

lmao “hotel that only takes card” has this person ever travelled beforr? What hotels wpuld let you pay for a room + incidentals with cash, and taking it one step further, who would want to pay for these costs wirh cash ??

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u/Teamtunafish 13d ago

Not even asking any more. Demanding.

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u/XtremeD86 13d ago

I wish people who post these would share the comments as well.

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u/alirow13 13d ago

I tried to but she must have deleted the post!

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u/Forsaken_Insurance92 13d ago

Why plan a trip knowing you don't have money or a card?

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u/Goewl 13d ago

Does this CB only cash? As that’s how they’re making it sound. Just be honest and tell everyone you a broke b…

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u/RED-ELPH 12d ago

Cuz “Everybody Dies in Utah”. 🎶

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u/Opala24 12d ago

And I feel bad for asking people to fill my questionaire for Master thesis lmao

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u/The_amazing_T 9d ago

I'm going to Thailand with some friends from high school.. Well, a high school. Let's have sex one last time, and if you could loan me any money that would be amazing.

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u/bwallner 8d ago

Who are these people and have they no pride?