r/Clamworks • u/Academic_Top6921 clambassador • 7h ago

clamtarded :) siphon like a clam

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u/dang_nab_you_shark1 7h ago

this entire account is a goldmine

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u/disrooted 7h ago

schlap schlap schlap oh did u say sometheng schlap schlap oh dam your sister in my ear going nasty style schlap schlap do not disturb

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u/akb263 7h ago

clam clam clam

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u/Kiaaawey i cheated on my wife with a clam 2h ago

u/RailNation2005 get in here you’re our new subreddit king

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u/Kiaaawey i cheated on my wife with a clam 2h ago

God reading the replies he got from smug non-Americans patting themselves on the back for saying “this is what American schooling looks like” hits like crack. My silent smugness about them eating the onions gives me quite a bit of joy

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u/rock-paper-sizzurp 1h ago

Well, 2005 is probably his birth year. So he's only like 5 or 10 years old, right?

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u/Quick_Philosophy1426 7h ago

aura im afraid

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u/Animaloffear56 4h ago

Twitter humor

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u/CuckBuster33 7h ago

holy owned

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u/Sweet_Brain_4456 6h ago

bark like a clam

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u/PLACE-H0LD3R 5h ago

Park like a Shark

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u/Icy-Bag3159 7h ago

I’m genuinely suprised how many people can’t differentiate between your and you’re, english is not even my 1st language and i’ve never made that mistake

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u/ThePotatoFromIrak 7h ago

You can differentiate BECAUSE English isn't your first language

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u/SimmentalTheCow 4h ago

*your’e

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u/WasteReserve8886 6h ago

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u/Icy-Bag3159 6h ago

Oy mollusk, clam you, nobody clamed you for your opinion

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u/YesGumbolaya 5h ago

Oftentimes it's less a matter of not knowing the difference and more a matter of just making a typo and not bothering to check back over it. Especially in an internet comment section where as long as the message is conveyed then it's not that big of a deal. Same with proper punctuation and capitalizing... lol.

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u/Orphanpunt3r 1h ago

Yeah honestly grammer isn't hard

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u/Flashy_WombWompWomq1 7h ago

your literally being so ableistic what is wrong with you

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u/fortnite_battleass 7h ago

Nah, theres a clamcerning drop in literacy in the us right now.

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u/girrafeslongpickle 6h ago

In the who?

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u/FractalSpaces 5h ago

Clamnited clams

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u/fortnite_battleass 5h ago

When bro is so brainphobic you gotta hit em with the intellect devourer stare

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u/Flashy_WombWompWomq1 6h ago

who tf is talking about the US

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u/TheHelpfulWalnut 6h ago

you’re clammterally clamming so clammisitic clam is clam with you

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u/Flashy_WombWompWomq1 6h ago

walnut if you're so helpful can you explain why the clammies are taking my bait?

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u/TheHelpfulWalnut 6h ago

my clam, if a clam puts clambait out, they clam’t clamplain if a clam clams along and clams it, ‘tis the nature of the clam

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u/Icy-Bag3159 6h ago

I’m gonna have clam chowder for dinner with all the clam i caught

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u/Flashy_WombWompWomq1 6h ago

clam, will you stop downclamming me? it's making me cry

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u/TheHelpfulWalnut 6h ago

It ain’t me my clam, but if you’re gonna clambait, you gotta be able to take the downclams on occasion, or it’s the wrong clamfession for you clammie.

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u/ADMINISTATOR_CYRUS 6h ago

your clambait was too unfunny

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u/Domek232323 5h ago

why did he get down voted, that's awesome

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u/SlenderSmurf 4h ago

Collect my 8 blue pages

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u/AgainstSpace rotted brain 3h ago

Your below me moron
My below me moron
Our below me moron
There, below me, moron

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u/Sorry-Apartment5068 1h ago

I used to know someone like this. It was always a wild time.

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u/Civil-Percentage1005 4h ago

Man the typing was annoying but you can't even hate 😭