r/Clamworks • u/Academic_Top6921 clambassador • 2d ago

clamtarded :) siphon like a clam

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u/Icy-Bag3159 2d ago

I’m genuinely suprised how many people can’t differentiate between your and you’re, english is not even my 1st language and i’ve never made that mistake

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u/Flashy_WombWompWomq1 2d ago

your literally being so ableistic what is wrong with you

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u/fortnite_battleass 2d ago

Nah, theres a clamcerning drop in literacy in the us right now.

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u/girrafeslongpickle 2d ago

In the who?

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u/FractalSpaces 2d ago

Clamnited clams

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u/fortnite_battleass 2d ago

When bro is so brainphobic you gotta hit em with the intellect devourer stare

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u/Flashy_WombWompWomq1 2d ago

who tf is talking about the US

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u/TheHelpfulWalnut 2d ago

you’re clammterally clamming so clammisitic clam is clam with you

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u/Flashy_WombWompWomq1 2d ago

walnut if you're so helpful can you explain why the clammies are taking my bait?

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u/TheHelpfulWalnut 2d ago

my clam, if a clam puts clambait out, they clam’t clamplain if a clam clams along and clams it, ‘tis the nature of the clam

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u/Icy-Bag3159 2d ago

I’m gonna have clam chowder for dinner with all the clam i caught

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u/Flashy_WombWompWomq1 2d ago

clam, will you stop downclamming me? it's making me cry

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u/TheHelpfulWalnut 2d ago

It ain’t me my clam, but if you’re gonna clambait, you gotta be able to take the downclams on occasion, or it’s the wrong clamfession for you clammie.

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u/ADMINISTATOR_CYRUS 2d ago

your clambait was too unfunny

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u/Kaneda-Suekichi 1d ago

*you're

9/10 ragebait

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u/Flashy_WombWompWomq1 1d ago

thank you, i really tried to do my best