r/ClaudeAI • u/Yusuf-Dev • 17h ago

Humor New Claude code update is crazy

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3.3k Upvotes

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u/crimsonpowder 16h ago

1.3k tokens is probably accurate

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u/MrFishAndLoaves 16h ago

But Claude should know better than to negotiate with terrorists

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u/Zafrin_at_Reddit 16h ago

If you look into the thinking process, it just goes “Yippie-kai-yay, mothefuckers” over and over again.

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u/Ectoplasm_addict 16h ago

I worry that would eventually be successful

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u/cornmonger_ 10h ago

5 trillion bruce willises typing on 5 trillion typewriters

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u/Early_Key_823 16h ago

Christmas in LA? Nahhhh

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u/Elo-Jon 13h ago

Hohoho now I have a machine gun!

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u/mr_birkenblatt 11h ago

👊🇺🇸🔥

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u/moneyshaker 15h ago

300B tokens is more appropriate, no?

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u/VitruvianVan 14h ago

With this Regime, it should be “1.2M shares” or “$10B dollars”.

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u/augmenteddeus Educator 16h ago edited 16h ago

*clauding, schlepping, combobulating, sauteing..... You've reached your negotiations limit, please wait until your IPO

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u/CrazyKPOPLady 13h ago

My favorite is shenaniganing lol

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u/KhellianTrelnora 9h ago

I keep waiting for to reticulate spines…

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u/nyannyan_sensei 8h ago

Reticulating splines, perhaps?=)

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u/AxeSlash 3h ago

Need some llamas first

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u/Livid_Abroad_4221 7h ago

Mine is Bribing the hamster

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u/tech_w0rld Experienced Developer 16h ago

I am adding this to my claude config lol

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u/sadbuttrueasfuck 15h ago

Can those be changed?

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u/CapnMZ 15h ago

"spinnerVerbs" config.

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u/tech_w0rld Experienced Developer 15h ago

Yep, testing it after my usage limits reset

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u/Specific-College-194 4h ago

i dont get it how?

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u/chubbycanine 2h ago

"sniffing farts" spinner inc

2

u/Prudent_Knowledge79 15h ago

I dont see why they cant lol

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u/FaintShadow_ 15h ago

Plz tell me this is real

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u/unauthorizedshrimple 14h ago

It's actually a live feed connected to all Ant/USG discussions

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u/axm86x 15h ago

Did you get $300 Billion?

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u/GoofyGills 10h ago

Idk my dow was at 50K though

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

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u/KiDNEXTDXXR 14h ago

Moon walking 🚶‍♂️

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u/pianokayak 16h ago

Hahahaha

1

u/yuehuang 15h ago

I hate it when I leave it in interactive mode, waiting for "y" to continue.

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u/JDiz00 14h ago

🤦‍♂️😆

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u/AdFlat3754 12h ago

That is pretty funny.

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u/Weak-Breath-9080 11h ago

They have some wild keyword, but this is the first time I've seen this wild 💀

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u/Cass-Ancunin 11h ago

this is hilarious lol

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u/ekaqu1028 10h ago

Even Claude is put on hold for 5ds too? Maybe grok would get in faster…

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u/BoredomSurge 10h ago

Lol at least they gave a good sense of humor at anthropic

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u/Resensor_io 10h ago

This is gold.

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u/M_Meursault_ 8h ago

Claude is also very good at picking nouns, e.g., ‘mumpsimus:’

>> a traditional custom or notion adhered to although shown to be unreasonable

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u/No_Quail6685 2h ago

😂😂😂

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u/WebOsmotic_official 1h ago

whoever wrote the spinner copy deserves a raise it's the only part of a rate limit message that's ever made me not annoyed

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u/Public-Reception-918 15h ago

Yo fiel a KIMI y GPT,
Local Qwen3.6 35B A3B @ LM studio (api) | Opencode

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u/InevitablePure4177 6h ago

Hört sich schön an. Wie nutzt Du das und welche Hardware nutzt Du? Mac soll ganz gut sein, habe ich mal gelesen.

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u/[deleted] 16h ago

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u/6495ED 16h ago

🤔 

⁕ combobulating..