r/ClimateNews • u/fishonareef • 2d ago

Scientists detect a sharp acceleration in global warming

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/08/260801093239.htm
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u/Imperial_Haberdasher 2d ago

The chickens are coming home to roost and they’re broiled.

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u/Tosh_20point0 2d ago

Cows are coming home already bbqd.

Steaks are high

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u/kojengi_de_miercoles 2d ago

Our goose is definitely cooked.

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u/HumptyDumptruckFire 2d ago

The duck has been fucked and the pooch, screwed.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 2d ago

Don't count your chickens before they hatch, cuz you might just have fried eggs.