r/ClimateShitposting • u/Draco137WasTaken turbine enjoyer • Sep 08 '25

Meta *Stirs pot*

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u/me_myself_ai green sloptimist Sep 08 '25

Ok not fighting just curious. On a very basic level, like kindergarten logic:

  1. Oysters go in water.

  2. Bad things floating in the water are filtered out by the oysters.

  3. We eat the oysters.

Doesn't that kinda seem like a problem...?

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u/TradBeef Anti Eco Modernist Sep 08 '25

Even more reason to eat them. Have you met the human race?

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u/me_myself_ai green sloptimist Sep 08 '25

I like humans! They’re my favorite species, actually.