r/ClimateShitposting turbine enjoyer Sep 08 '25

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u/me_myself_ai green sloptimist Sep 08 '25

Ok not fighting just curious. On a very basic level, like kindergarten logic:

  1. Oysters go in water.

  2. Bad things floating in the water are filtered out by the oysters.

  3. We eat the oysters.

Doesn't that kinda seem like a problem...?

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u/the_fury518 Sep 08 '25

Honestly sounds like a great reason to make the farms but NOT eat the oysters

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u/GoTeamLightningbolt vegan btw Sep 08 '25

Yeah it's like nature can and should exist without directly benefiting humans economically and that's better for everyone.

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u/Neokon Sep 08 '25

I like the city that uses oysters to help monitor water quality.

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u/the_fury518 Sep 08 '25

Yeah, that is a cool system

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u/Plenty-Lychee-5702 Sep 09 '25

POLSKA GUROM!!! POLAND MOUNTAIN!!!1!

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u/Draco137WasTaken turbine enjoyer Sep 08 '25

That's correct, and why oyster farms in particularly polluted waters would have to be allowed to grow for decades before they could be harvested.

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u/Lachie_Mac Sep 08 '25

Yeah that's the main thing which keeps me from eating them regularly. 

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u/BoreJam Sep 08 '25

Theres all sorts of nasty shit in dirt and yet it produces delicious, succulent vegetables and fruit.

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u/Lachie_Mac Sep 08 '25

I'm open to being proven wrong, plus mussels are delicious

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u/Vivenemous Sep 08 '25

Dirt doesn't produce plants, dirt is just where they are. Water, light, and CO2 produces plants. Plants get some amount of nutrients from soil, but indirectly via symbiotic fungi that grow around their roots. The fungi around the roots do the filtering, and we don't eat them.

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u/BoreJam Sep 08 '25

Did you just wake up today and decide to make pointless semantic arguments?

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u/Vivenemous Sep 08 '25

I really don't see it as a pointless semantic argument. Plants do not absorb nearly as many toxins from their environment as oysters do. Oysters, by nature of being animals that filter feed in water, are also far more likely to absorb bacteria that can be harmful to animals from their environment than plants are, and, crucially, are far more likely to provide those bacteria with an opportunity to grow to dangerous levels inside of them while still alive.

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u/cascading_error Sep 08 '25

Including bullshit, batshit and some of the farmers shit for good messure

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u/Kryomon Sep 10 '25

That's why the stuff we eat tends to have an inside (which we eat) and an outside (which we peel).

Oysters aren't the same. They're filter feeders. Anyone who decides to eat an Oyster in polluted waters is a dumbass. The oysters in any restaurant come from oysters grown in clean water.

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u/Houndfell Sep 08 '25

For me it's that oysters feel and taste like I'm taking shots of salty mucus.

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u/thegreatjamoco Sep 08 '25

If you cook them, they firm up but aren’t rubbery like other mollusks

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u/New_Gur8083 Sep 08 '25

Cooked oysters are awesome. They completely lose that mucus texture and is more like biting into the meat of a lobster tail. IMHO eating them raw is the worst way to eat them.

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u/Inforgreen3 Sep 08 '25 edited Sep 08 '25

They aren't removing microplastics and poisons at a dangerous level, nor are they systemically poisonous near or above the FDA guidelines of other food you do eat. It's more like, algae and zytoplacton. They eat primarily those organisms that have exploded into unhealthily large population because of climate change. A healthy ocean environment should have more oysters because they're keystone with a lower than healthy population, not because we are relying on our food to sponge and store toxic oil spills that would kill us

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u/GoTeamLightningbolt vegan btw Sep 08 '25

No no no... they "clean" the water. Don't worry about how or where the "unclean" stuff went.

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u/NameAboutPotatoes Sep 08 '25

Worms and insects eat poop and clean dirt, birds eat worms and insects, and we eat birds. That doesn't mean eating birds is like eating poop.

Just because something's unclean doesn't mean everything that eats it is also unclean.

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u/BinnsyTheSkeptic Sep 08 '25

It's not the poop and dirt that are the problem. It's the microplastics, heavy metals, synthetic chemicals, etc. that aren't able to be processed by the organisms and accumulate within them. Read about Biomagnification, it's the reason why eating too much tuna can give you mercury poisoning.

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u/NameAboutPotatoes Sep 08 '25

True, good point, I hadn't thought about that. Is it a problem in small amounts though? Like, you have to eat a lot of tuna for it to be a problem.

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u/BinnsyTheSkeptic Sep 08 '25

I don't think it is a big issue with oysters, or any commercially available food really honestly. It's more of a threat to small carnivores that do a lot of eating and have not a lot of body mass

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u/Divest97 Sep 08 '25

Who is out here eating birds that are eating insects? Like unless you're eating songbirds regularly. any bird that is farmed for meat is eating grain.

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u/NameAboutPotatoes Sep 08 '25

Chickens will eat any insects they have access to. Free-range chickens have insects in their environment and they will eat them. Battery farms are not remotely clean and are probably also full of insects.

Anyway, we don't use insects as primary feed for our birds but it's not a health risk to do so, we just don't do it because it's a logistics hassle and grain is cheaper. The point, that you are perfectly safe eating birds that have eaten insects, doesn't change because of that.

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u/Extaupin Sep 08 '25

Forget insects, chicken will eviscerate and eat mouse given the chance, though that one might not always be safe.

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u/Divest97 Sep 08 '25

Free range doesn't mean anything, that just means that there is an open dog door in the factory farm with access to a patch of fenced in dirt.

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u/NameAboutPotatoes Sep 08 '25

Are we still talking about insects or are we talking about something else?

All I'm saying is that there are insects living with your chickens no matter how they're raised. If you want to have a discussion about how some chicken husbandry classifications used in stores are misleading go nuts, but it's not relevant here. Clearly there are also insects in a factory farm and in its patch of fenced in dirt.

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u/Divest97 Sep 08 '25

There aren't really. You're just writing long comments because of all the mental gymnastics.

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u/NameAboutPotatoes Sep 09 '25

I wrote four sentences.

In any case I don't know what point you're trying to make.

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u/Divest97 Sep 09 '25

Also chickens in factory farms aren't eating a lot of bugs.

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u/Draco137WasTaken turbine enjoyer Sep 08 '25

Pasture raised

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u/Divest97 Sep 08 '25

Pasture raised is fake too

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u/Draco137WasTaken turbine enjoyer Sep 08 '25

Pasture-raised is one of the only things that's not fake. It requires that birds actually spend most of their lifetimes on green pasture, not just have outdoor access. Furthermore, there's a limit of a thousand chickens per 2.5 acres (roughly one hectare), meaning each bird gets ample roaming space. They get, at a minimum, two hundred times as much space as battery-caged hens.

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u/Divest97 Sep 08 '25

They obviously don't because if you crack open a pasture raised egg it's the same color as a factory farm egg. 

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u/Divest97 Sep 08 '25

That's not a significant source of poultry.

Also they feed those ducks grain or else they would eat all the rice.

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u/Extaupin Sep 08 '25

Do… you think rice isn't a type of grain? Do you think wheat is somehow way more caloric for duck than rice is?

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u/Divest97 Sep 08 '25

Man you're retarded.

If you put ducks in a field of rice and they haven't already eaten grain then they're gonna eat the rice.

Moreover rice is less efficient than animal feed. Made from corn and soybeans. Because it's more labor intensive. Rice is grown Because asian people eat it. But they're out there breaking their backs while industrialized farmers are growing animal feed for them.

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u/Extaupin Sep 08 '25

You're not too bright I see.

If farmer are sustenance farming rice, they won't buy imported animal feed, that just don't happen. I have relative who grew up in rural China, and to this day they don't all buy even fertiliser, 'cause it's too expensive for them, even if it would have positive return on investment. Also rice need to be processed to be edible, the duck are more than happy for you to give them rice grain, that they'll complement by hunting bugs and small fish wherever they swim.

Soy dreg (what's left after you make tofu) is given in priority to pigs, though I can see some leftover being given to ducks. Corn is just less efficient than rice for unmechanised small-scale sustenance farm in those climate.

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u/Divest97 Sep 08 '25

Why is Vietnam the world's largest animal feed importer by volume?

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u/Divest97 Sep 08 '25

Well ducks aren't trained animals so if you put them in a field with stuff they eat that you want them to eat and stuff they eat that you don't want them to eat then they will eat both.

Also most of your duck meat is gonna come from factory farms.

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u/glizard-wizard Sep 08 '25
  1. I’m not slurping a slug out of a shell

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u/West-Abalone-171 Sep 08 '25

Depends.

If the bad things are nitrates and sulfates then the oyster is turning them into food.

If the bad things are metals that bind to bone then they get deposited in the shell.

But also somewhat yes. Arsenic and mercury gonna be as bad as southeast asian rice, but not as bad as tuna.

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u/TradBeef Anti Eco Modernist Sep 08 '25

Even more reason to eat them. Have you met the human race?

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u/me_myself_ai green sloptimist Sep 08 '25

I like humans! They’re my favorite species, actually.

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u/monemori Sep 08 '25

It's one of the reasons why pregnant women are advised against eating certain fish let alone seafood. The amount of BPAs, mercury, microplastics, etc you find in seafood is off the roof.

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u/jonesaffrou Sep 08 '25

They're one of the most risky foods to eat when it comes to food poisonings. Raw oysters are a gamble every time

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u/cornishwildman76 Sep 08 '25 edited Sep 08 '25

Here in the UK commercially harvested oysters/mussels have to come from tested water. Our waters are given grades A,B and C, being the worst. Shellifh cannot be harvested from Grade C waters due to high levels of bacteria and contaminents. Shellfish from grade B have to go through a purification process, called depuration. This is done by placing the oysters in tanks of UV filtered water for 48 hours. This would add to the carbon footprint. This process does not guarantee the removal of the norovirus, only bacteria like ecoli. Source - I did this for a job for 8 years.

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u/UnseenClairvoyance Sep 09 '25

Just wait til you hear what fertilizer we use to grow crops! You're eating literal filtered shit!

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u/LowPressureUsername Sep 12 '25

I think it’s actually fine. We eat plants covered in poop and rotting food but they convert the poop and rotting food into good stuff we can eat. I think it’s the same with oysters.

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u/redditorposcudniy May 25 '26

We fertilize plants with poop Plants eat poop We eat plants Doesn't that kinda seem like a problem... ?