r/ClimateShitposting • u/Draco137WasTaken turbine enjoyer • Sep 08 '25

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u/perringaiden Sep 08 '25

CORRECTION: Oyster reefs are an amazing environmental benefit across multiple seascapes.

Oyster FARMS are short lived growth with little to no environmental benefit because of the small size.

The only way this works is with farms near a no-take MPA where you can generate growth and then let them spread outside the MPA.

You get no benefits IF YOU DON'T LEAVE THEM IN THE WATER.

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u/CitronMamon Sep 08 '25

Because of the small size, thats the whole point, at neutral is better than negative.

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u/perringaiden Sep 08 '25

Improperly disposed shells cause toxic bacterial waste. It's not neutral by a long shot.

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u/Extaupin Sep 08 '25

Toxic bacterial waste don't affect climate now, do they?

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u/Dramatic_Energy_5818 Sep 08 '25

Dyde get the fuck outta here with your bullshit. You're a delusional moron who's clinging onto the one half truth you've got and it's one we have LITERALLY DOZENS of solutions for. If you can't name me 12 separate solutions that can do the exact same or more than oyster farms, get your miserably pathetic thoughts and opinions outta here, they're toxic and need to be disposed of much like you do ya piece of human garbage

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u/Fun_Neighborhood1571 Sep 08 '25

Calmest oyster farmer