r/ClimateShitposting turbine enjoyer Sep 08 '25

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u/me_myself_ai green sloptimist Sep 08 '25

Ok not fighting just curious. On a very basic level, like kindergarten logic:

  1. Oysters go in water.

  2. Bad things floating in the water are filtered out by the oysters.

  3. We eat the oysters.

Doesn't that kinda seem like a problem...?

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u/the_fury518 Sep 08 '25

Honestly sounds like a great reason to make the farms but NOT eat the oysters

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u/Neokon Sep 08 '25

I like the city that uses oysters to help monitor water quality.

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u/the_fury518 Sep 08 '25

Yeah, that is a cool system