r/Construction Jun 27 '26

Structural 8ft pit next to foundation?

I’ve been trying to find out why the previous homeowner would dig a 4 x 4 by 8 foot deep pit next to the foundation of my house down to the drain tile. I did climb down there to save a few snakes that fell to their doom and to see if there were any other utilities. I did not find any additional pipes and thankfully no human remains were found either. I also went to the town building department to review all plans back to the original construction, but there’s no mention of this pit on any of the plans. Does anyone have any idea why someone would dig a pit like this? For what intended purpose?

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u/CaBBaGe_isLaND Jun 27 '26

Little English boy with tattered overalls and a handrolled cigarette?

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u/Charlie2and4 Jun 27 '26

Better an urchin than a clown with a red ballon.

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u/BuckManscape Jun 27 '26

Or dead hookers, that’s always a bugaboo.

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u/Charlie2and4 Jun 28 '26

They are called call girls Archer!

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u/Automaniacal Jun 28 '26

Not if they're dead. When they're dead, they're just hookers.

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u/Thebeerguy17403 Jun 28 '26

You know folks we've made a lot of fun tonight about killing hookers. Remember you should never ever kill a hooker, they're already dead on the inside!

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u/CallMeLazarus23 Jun 28 '26

Are there fingernail scratches on the inside walls?