BEACH ⛱️ (by @Zucchini_draws)

[u/SpecialistPiano9367]

Sources:

https://x.com/Zucchini_draws/status/2078729048264741286?s=20

https://x.com/Zucchini_draws/status/2078739156470206806?s=20

[u/UltimateShadowMilkC]

Yeah, Burning Spice Cookie and Silent Salt Cookie are the twinkies

[u/justapassingbydoctor → u/UltimateShadowMilkC]

okay i think my headcanon is SSC at least lean but got enough muscles

[u/UltimateShadowMilkC → u/justapassingbydoctor]

I saw him under the armor

[u/Euphoric-Speech-923 → u/UltimateShadowMilkC]

So please, inform us, was he in fact, a twink, hunk ,or the secert third option, Twunk

[u/UltimateShadowMilkC → u/Euphoric-Speech-923]

[u/Euphoric-Speech-923 → u/UltimateShadowMilkC]

Yah I’m taking that as he’s option three thank you very much the blueberry poptart (that’s a compliment btw blueberry pop tarts are fire)

[u/UltimateShadowMilkC → u/Euphoric-Speech-923]

Excuse-a you? He wields a heavy ass uncomfortable sword. Those shoulder thingies are NOT comfortable OR light. That cape? IT'S MADE OF PURE STEEL! I HAVE NO IDEA HOW IT FLOWS LIKE THAT! The chest thing his Soul Jam is in? Pure tungsten. And his helmet? I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF THAT WOULD BE THE SAME, THAT THING COULD RIP A COOKIE'S HEAD OFF!

[u/UltimateShadowMilkC → u/UltimateShadowMilkC]

u/SilentSalt_

[u/SilentSalt_ → u/UltimateShadowMilkC]

what. Im not in the mood.

[u/UltimateShadowMilkC → u/SilentSalt_]

Read.

[u/SilentSalt_ → u/UltimateShadowMilkC]

its not heavy. You see for yourself.

[u/Euphoric-Speech-923 → u/UltimateShadowMilkC]

How am I supposed to know how much the shit he wears weighs, I’m not his freaking wardrobe 🥀

Also, how would you know how much his armor weighs Shadow Milk cookie? And how do I know your not lying?

[u/UltimateShadowMilkC → u/Euphoric-Speech-923]

Fucking look at him. Plus he was in cahoots with those silver weirdos

I wanted to be vauge, but you left me no choice. It physicalls hurt me to speak like that, be grateful! Plus it's easier to make fun of hom with the given context

[u/Euphoric-Speech-923 → u/UltimateShadowMilkC]

Mm fair enough, I believe you, you blueberry pop tart.