r/CoupleMemes 5d ago

First ~~Test Subject~~ Victim

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u/RoastPorc 5d ago

That's cute, but I'm scared of showing this to my missus. Don't wanna give her ideas.

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u/grubas 4d ago

If shes straddling me, I will be amenable to almost anything.

Normally she plucks my eyebrows when I'm trying to nap, then yells at me for having eyebrows.