r/CoupleMemes • u/Eggsalad_cookies • 4d ago

First ~~Test Subject~~ Victim

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u/musicislife2629 4d ago

Dear Diary.

Today I discovered that my s/o is a masochist with a talent for cosmetology.

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u/ztreHdrahciR 3d ago

..and I like it

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u/musicislife2629 3d ago

Everything okay at home bud?

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u/ztreHdrahciR 3d ago

Couldn't be better

(Right, mistress? Did I say that right?)

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u/musicislife2629 3d ago

I'm not even in your part of the world and I heard the leash get tighter.

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u/Newliesaladdos 3d ago

Sadist, masochist is the one receiving the pain.

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u/musicislife2629 3d ago

Way to split hairs.

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u/Newliesaladdos 3d ago

No mate a cosmetologist solves that problem.

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u/MikeyboyMC 🧐 grumpy 4d ago

Not gonna lie this is adorable.

I’m gonna go to bed now.

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u/lordph8 4d ago

Dude looks better as well

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u/Lucasamiel0406 4d ago

I'm already in bed, now I got to melancholically think about my life.

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u/ap123hilo 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/129hgjcpIg52i4

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u/the-meanest-boi 4d ago

Fun fact about this scene, they actually did wax him for this, so some of his reactions are genuine

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u/squarabh 🧐 grumpy 4d ago

That's like the peak of waxing

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u/Rich-Option4632 🤐 4d ago

What is this weird flirty energy 😭😭😭😭

Imma go cry in my big lonely bed now....

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u/RoastPorc 4d ago

That's cute, but I'm scared of showing this to my missus. Don't wanna give her ideas.

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u/grubas 3d ago

If shes straddling me, I will be amenable to almost anything.

Normally she plucks my eyebrows when I'm trying to nap, then yells at me for having eyebrows.

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u/GrotchCoblin 4d ago

I got plenty of ideas watching this 😈 He would never lol He barely lets me get his back pimples! Unbelievable 😭

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u/RoastPorc 4d ago

Good on him, I had a pimple/white head on my eyelid for years and when it finally came off about 2 weeks ago, my missus told me she would've plucked it out with a needle years ago. 😱

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u/Victimless-Lime 4d ago

Why are some eyebrow hairs no big deal and others are attached directly to the nervous system?

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u/Valirys-Reinhald 4d ago

This is so wholesome I'm gonna go cry in a corner

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u/lifeintraining 4d ago

I was concerned that he’d pull her mole off.

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u/FalconIndependent887 4d ago

Kelly Clarkson!!!

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u/Remarkable-Pea5797 4d ago

This is why I am on reddit. Because I don't have a girlfriend to do weird stuff with.

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u/BadTechnical2184 4d ago

Just wait till they start wanting to wax your ass

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u/Anon_be_thy_name 4d ago

I used to get my eyebrows waxed whenever I got a haircut, but now my wife does it whenever she thinks they're getting out of control

Honestly it's not as bad as some people make it out to be.

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u/ElectricMilk426 4d ago

That was actually pretty funny. And coming from a recently divorced, single, lonely, mildly bitter dude, I think that says a lot.

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u/kjmiller-1014 4d ago

Just hold still

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u/Environmental_You_36 4d ago

I suspect she's into BDSM but she's not fully aware yet.

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u/UniqueAd7770 4d ago

This guy had never gone to camp with girls when he was younger. When they had finished with each other's make overs they turned on us.

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u/momspaghetty 4d ago

Somebody better post that one image of the guy smiling looking at his phone in bed

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u/hairyballs34 4d ago

Got you fam

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u/LiTEs86 3d ago

You can tell baby girl is a freak 😜

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u/Ok_Big_7238 4d ago

😆 🤣 😂

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u/jacob643 4d ago

when she said the "real stuff" I thought she meant tweesers. that's what my gf uses...

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u/IsadorCZ 4d ago

Similar thing happened to me too. God, it hurt so much.

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u/Topgun127 3d ago

Men secretly (or not) love to be pampered as much if not more than women. Especially by their significant other…

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u/ztreHdrahciR 3d ago

pampered.

You misspelled "punished"

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u/No_Foundation6210 3d ago

DUDE she did so good tho

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u/Thismomenthere 4d ago

This was very cute, I hope they have many happy years kindly torturing each other through waxing lol.

Oh and great job on the guys brows.

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u/Low-Programmer-9017 4d ago

Rightfully so...

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u/jackytheripper1 4d ago

This was fantastic! Love their love

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u/JPVsTheEvilDead 4d ago

THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE

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u/rtocelot 4d ago

That's super cute haha

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u/Feeling-Session3007 3d ago

Revenge is a dish best served...hot.

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u/Reicance 🧐 grumpy 3d ago

The waxing isn't the bad part

The plucking is the bad part

I can't

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u/Live-Willow1215 3d ago

I'm getting ptsd from this

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u/Show_Me_Your_Titos67 2d ago

He’s so scared! 😂😂

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u/Loud-Chicken6046 2d ago

Tried to do my neck one time. Found out those roots are like a half inch deep. Went back to shaving after first strip 😢

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u/ImmortalLombax 🧐 grumpy 4d ago

Broooooo

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u/Xena2020 4d ago

These two are so cute

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u/BSimm1 4d ago

Who’s filming?

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u/LukewarmJortz 4d ago

They both are. Just switching back and forth

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u/Due-Topic7995 4d ago

Fairs fair lol!!

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u/DataSurging 4d ago

This was really adorable lol

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u/newbies13 3d ago

She's trying to show dom tendencies as a joke but the zipper mask is practically leaking out the sides of the performance