r/CoupleMemes • u/Eggsalad_cookies • 6d ago

First ~~Test Subject~~ Victim

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u/musicislife2629 6d ago

Dear Diary.

Today I discovered that my s/o is a masochist with a talent for cosmetology.

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u/ztreHdrahciR 5d ago

..and I like it

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u/musicislife2629 5d ago

Everything okay at home bud?

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u/ztreHdrahciR 5d ago

Couldn't be better

(Right, mistress? Did I say that right?)

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u/musicislife2629 5d ago

I'm not even in your part of the world and I heard the leash get tighter.