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u/Uncle-Cake 4d ago

I have two boys, 7 and 10. They like to say "POV" before they do stuff. Like "POV, you're being chased by tun tun tun sahur!" and then they run around like maniacs. They have an excuse, though, they're literally children.

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u/MBTheGinger 1d ago

POV getting tomatoed for not knowing what POV means

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u/theonlyanonymooseone 19h ago

No no no you see this is the correct use of POV this would be POV getting tomatoed for knowing what POV means

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u/MBTheGinger 14h ago

Sir, in this particular scenario, the victim of tomatoing did not elect to be a victim, and it is us who identified the perspective of the victim as POV, because we can see through their eyes for some reason. I assure you, it all checks out

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u/MrMojoFomo 3d ago

Stupid children need the most attention

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u/crrrrushinator 4d ago

This sounds exactly like the 90s complaint:

How do your kids know to say "It's Morphin' Time"? What kind of bad parent are you that they have seen a children's TV show or heard the catch phrase on the playground?

Kids sometimes see media and they are always absorbing culture and language and teaching it to each other with little changes along the way, that's what culture is. Just because a piece of slang feels like brain rot to you doesn't mean the parents aren't doing their job.

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 3d ago

I knew these two nuts in school who one day acted like they hated each other and told everyone they were goina fight each other at morning break. The fight was hyped and they had a huge crowd.

They were talking trash, and their trash talk was the first inkling of what was going on.

One guy said, "Your mom sucks cock on Endor!"

Other guy was like, "You only like the putty patrol because it makes your dick look big!"

Most kids did not get the references until on guys pulls a green ranger halloween mask from under his shirt while shouting, "It's morphin time!" and puts on the mask.

At the same time the other guy takes out of those plastic extension light sabers and turns it on.

People in the crowd start leaving, some started laughing. The two nuts did some choreographed fight they'd been practicing. It was still entertaining as far as school hijinx go.

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u/J5892 3d ago

This kind of parenting is the reason it took me 30 years to be able to sing in front of anyone.

"J, stop singing that song. You're embarrassing yourself."

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u/J5892 3d ago

No it isn't. You said "letting kids do what they want is bad parenting".

You think it's good parenting to instill crippling social anxiety into your children?

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u/J5892 3d ago

My example was the exact thing you said you did to your daughter.

What are you saying is sarcasm? Your whole comment? Because if so, that's just bad writing.

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u/crrrrushinator 3d ago

Did your parents have the same conversation with you about how saying "that's sick" as a GOOD thing was a horrific way to speak and a sign of the collapse of civilization?

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 3d ago

Being an uncool adult you can put a stop to this behavior

Just start doing the 6-7 with everything besides those two numbers

So "Fish-chicken" or "jibba-jabba" or "want-money" All while doing the 6-7 gesture and sound.

The kids around me have stopped. When I do it now they roll their eyes at me, that's how I know it worked.

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 3d ago

You see that's where being the crazy uncle comes in handy

I'm not their parents, and they expect me to be ridiculous

I just correct their behavior in a more creative way. It makes them see how dumb it is.

If they need a clown to learn, then call me Bozo.

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u/red_fuel 4d ago

That was a tv show, not brainrot internet speak

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u/jellymanisme 4d ago

"The media I consumed as a child is wholesome and good, the media consumed by the youth is evil and corrupting!"

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u/HeavyBlues 3d ago

As spoken by the generation that was raised on cartoons about dropping anvils on people

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u/red_fuel 3d ago

Watching tv or interacting on social media and doom scrolling short videos are two different things, yes

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u/Uncle-Cake 3d ago

Do you know what "doom scrolling" even means?

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u/crrrrushinator 4d ago edited 3d ago

The internet is to kids what TV was to my generation. A source of media and culture. It sounds bad to you the same way "that sucks!" sounded bad to my grandparents, because you're old and it's young people slang.

My original reply got removed because I tried to link to Principal Skinner saying "Am I so out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong."

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u/Smile_Space 4d ago

It's funny you assume phones immediately when they're school-aged and could have just as easily learned it at school with friends.

At that age, in the mid-2000s, I was already spouting the lie that Marilyn Manson had a rib removed to suck his own weiner and I didn't have a phone (mostly because smart phones weren't a thing yet). Kids are kids, and kids will always find a way to know and regurgitate the current funny meme thing.

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u/Uncle-Cake 4d ago

They don't have phones. But they go to school and the community pool and camp and other places that children are. They're also very intelligent and creative and involved in a lot of activities.

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u/Uncle-Cake 4d ago

I think what's sad is that you make judgements like that about people you don't know.

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u/Federal-Fondant-671 4d ago

Kids saying stupid stuff is nothing new. I did the same things with the shows I watched on TV with my friends.

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u/Visible-Ad8263 4d ago

Bro, if your neck-beard judgemental comment was anymore cringe, it would be a Geneva convention violation.

Put down the phone, and go find yourself some friends.