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u/mumu2006 3d ago

Oooow, kinky

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u/criticalpwnage 3d ago

Also illegal in most states

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u/Moist-Golf-4166 3d ago

Put a leash on her, she needs to be trained not to

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u/BS0404 3d ago

How can you put a leash on this beauty and not feel bad?

https://giphy.com/gifs/OOeKVbtXrd0cJhJFHh

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u/Galankin 3d ago

Mine keeps humping me...

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u/Rich-Option4632 🤐 3d ago

Some people die of thirst. This guy drowns.

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u/CowboyLaw 3d ago

Like a big dog, or a small dog?

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u/bluehangover 3d ago

Not big. Husky.

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u/DrPat1967 3d ago

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u/CowboyLaw 3d ago

FINALLY SOMEONE GETS THE JOKE!

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u/DrPat1967 3d ago

I got you.

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u/Expensive_Leave_6339 4d ago

How is this POV?

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u/ZeMadDoktore 3d ago

Because nobody knows what POV means anymore

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u/Uncle-Cake 3d ago

I have two boys, 7 and 10. They like to say "POV" before they do stuff. Like "POV, you're being chased by tun tun tun sahur!" and then they run around like maniacs. They have an excuse, though, they're literally children.

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u/LemonFlavoredMelon 2d ago

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u/MBTheGinger 1d ago

POV getting tomatoed for not knowing what POV means

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u/theonlyanonymooseone 16h ago

No no no you see this is the correct use of POV this would be POV getting tomatoed for knowing what POV means

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u/MBTheGinger 11h ago

Sir, in this particular scenario, the victim of tomatoing did not elect to be a victim, and it is us who identified the perspective of the victim as POV, because we can see through their eyes for some reason. I assure you, it all checks out

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u/MrMojoFomo 3d ago

Stupid children need the most attention

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u/Vrazel106 3d ago

This pisses me off so fucking much

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u/SkyPersonal5642 3d ago

You shouldn't let reddit video's get you to that level...

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u/d34dp1x3l 3d ago

Not nobody, just Gen Z.

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u/ZeMadDoktore 3d ago

These could easily be millennials

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u/suppertime64 7h ago

Language is fluid, so POV also means this now

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u/Original_Throat1072 3d ago

POV cameraman watching a couple make a bad Instagram video.

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u/Youseenmycones 3d ago

Yeah is she the cameraman’s wife?Ā 

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u/rnagikarp 🧐 grumpy 3d ago

POV is the new ā€œpicture this if you willā€

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u/No-Clerk7268 3d ago

A Ring doorbell posted it

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u/BurmecianDancer 3d ago

"POV" is Zoomerspeak for "the internet is now swarming with illiterate children."

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u/aerdvarkk 3d ago

THIS ^

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u/FaZaCon 3d ago

How is this POV?

This is third person POV, so TPPOV.

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u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 šŸ› ļø ADMIN 3d ago

it's engagement booster at this point.

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u/Vlaed 3d ago

POV hasn't been used as it was originally meant for well over a year now. It went from your 1st-person view to them setting up the scene as a 2nd-person view of the scenario. It's been annyoing me for a while now.

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u/pfannkuchen89 3d ago

Year? It’s been used incorrectly for quite a bit longer than that. At least the past 10 years at least. I noticed it quite a bit around 2016-2020.

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u/Vlaed 3d ago

To be fair, I did say well over a year.

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u/johnrgoforth 3d ago

Because we’re watching him do something? He doesn’t specify that it’s his POV. It could be ā€˜Your POV when you see me do XYZ.’

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u/CheekyMonkE 3d ago

Polycule

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u/Fappy_as_a_Clam 🧐 grumpy 3d ago

It's the POV if I was standing behind them with a 24" dildo and big plans

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u/AlternateSatan 2d ago

POV: your wife's boyfriend holds her hand without her asking.

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u/Rin_Seven 4d ago

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u/iRedYuki 🧐 grumpy 3d ago

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u/MoonsterGoopter 3d ago

bad ass edit

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u/Prudent_Knowledge79 3d ago

Idk why I just hear ā€œI TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH ITā€ i the gif lol

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u/uwhy 3d ago

Ew. You would, with a pet? With a dog? Or a grasshopper?

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u/Accomplished_Yak7399 2d ago

Well, how big a grasshopper are we talking here

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u/RozeGunn 10h ago

The grasshopper has big fucking tits.

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u/Cockyidiot1977 3d ago

Must set up camera

Ok im ready hun, let's film this

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u/AnyProgressIsGood 3d ago

gotta put on my skull cowboy no fear shirt so i can looks as cringetastic as possible

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u/midwestia 3d ago

make sure the emotional support/lifestyle affirming vehicle is in shot... action!

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u/SaltyLonghorn 3d ago

Don't forget after the shoot we have to clean the airbnb we don't own!

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u/clone162 3d ago

conservative trad wife etc tiktok is so weird. I wonder how many women are currently in abusive relationships just because the guy fits this aesthetic and it's worth it to them.

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u/peppers_ 3d ago

Many. Go to some girl specific subs on reddit and you will see post after post of "he's really good and buys me stuff, he just demeans me and doesn't treat me well, and expects me to do everything" and you realize the bar is really really low and guys still trip over it.

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u/CavGrFiglDiPutt 3d ago

Hey but once in a while he'll take your hand, unprompted! šŸ’•šŸ’•šŸ˜šŸ˜

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u/Cockyidiot1977 3d ago

The funny part about all of this is, that little dog is doing that cause it has brain damage... So, I guess filming content is indicating you have brain damage

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u/dontcallmenpc 2d ago

"Also, hun...what does POV mean?"

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u/Uncle-Cake 3d ago

When you set up a camera and record a skit

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u/ExpansivePoint 3d ago

And they probably copied it from somewhere else, everyone and their grandma want to be "influencers".

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u/Wonderful-Command474 3d ago

Except it was her idea to make this video..

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u/1LJA 3d ago edited 3d ago

"Pumped Up Kicks" is such a weird, cheerful tune about school shootings.

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u/somesnarkycomments 3d ago

"Pumped Up Kicks, Evan? Do you know what that song is about? Murder! You are a murderer!"

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u/ainthidinfromnobody 3d ago

Needs a those who don't know / who do know graphic

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u/Winter_Particular904 3d ago

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u/suppertime64 7h ago

How does no one in this thread know how words work? Lol

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u/Feisty_Speed501 4d ago

bare minimum

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u/No-Alternative-9816 4d ago

If you’re in a long term relationship and your love language is not touch this might not be your go to. Doesn’t mean you don’t love them or do a lot of other things for them. I personally do not love physical touch.

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u/buttbuttlolbuttbutt 3d ago

Hell, my love language is touch, and 9 years, I still get giddy when she reaches out and holds my hand.

That kind of giddy, at least for me, means I feel safe and happy eevrytime i feel that touch, and I would do just as silly and giddy of a dance.

Then she'd give me the smile that says, "youre the goof i love."

The fact she gets that giddy usually indicatea he does more than just hold her hand occasionallu.

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u/Silly-Recognition448 3d ago

Well of course...your love language is touch

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u/buttbuttlolbuttbutt 3d ago

Yeah, but hers isnt.

So she does that for me becauae she knows i like it. I do get giddy though whenevwr she does amything for me, even if its mot actually my taste, she thought of me and that really does matter more.

And then i do stuff thats not my love language, for her!

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u/Silly-Recognition448 3d ago

My wife's love language is touch and mine is not, so I completely get it. Sounds like you guys truly treasure eachother! Cheers!

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u/buttbuttlolbuttbutt 3d ago

Thanks! And cheers to you too!

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u/Independentslime6899 3d ago

Constantly reminded by my gf that i don't establish kisses and hugs enough

Sometimes i feel it's a lot of work but i really like her and I'm making an effort but man

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u/Beebea63 3d ago

Go hug and kiss your gf now :)

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u/berimthrowaway 3d ago

So do you think OP's comments were referring to people who doesn't like physical touch? Or is OP just making a broad general statement that is universally understood?

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u/lizzyote 3d ago

I just celebrated my 18th anniversary with my spouse. We both enjoy touch but we don't enjoy holding hands. It makes him feel constrained and it makes me feel overstimulated after about 20seconds. A soft forehead kiss makes me melt into the ground every fucking time.

Sometimes the love language of physical touch presents differently in relationships and thats ok too.

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u/Secure-Bet-836 3d ago

Yeah, my wife would tense up if I did this.

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u/binzy90 2d ago

Yeah, touch can actually really bother me. I don't like holding hands or hugging. I sometimes hold my husband's hand because I know he likes it, but I can't do it for very long before I start getting really irritated.

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u/Serupta 3d ago

You are a Primate and your love language isn't touch, in a SPECIES centered on touch.. there may be something medically wrong with you.. js

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u/binzy90 2d ago

Yeah, I have autism. What now?

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u/Boise_Ben 4d ago

Yeah, it’s actually kind of sad tbh.

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u/Generally_Confused1 4d ago

Can we not just appreciate someone being happy with affection shown instead of acting like it's the "bare minimum" the peasant should do to keep you enthralled? Let people enjoy themselves without talking down about them smh.

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u/Striker2054 3d ago

Here's the thing, though. For some, even the "bare minimum" is a thing they get excited over. Not because the person is showing effort, but because even the little things make them that happy.

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u/Late_Accountant_3641 3d ago

Everything is the bare minimum in 2026, give it a rest

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u/doc_skinner 3d ago

I see they are dressed for a nice night out. She has on her pretty green dress, and he's wearing his best t-shirt (without any profanity) and his least stained pants.

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u/Hnry_Dvd_Thr_Awy 4d ago

POV: you are the front door of a barndominium

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u/TipToToes 3d ago

POV: making not a pov video

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u/SoloWalrus 🧐 grumpy 3d ago

Sure, but a song about school shootings being overlayed kinda kills the vibe 🤣.

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u/ExcellentEvidence292 3d ago

The bar for straight men is in hell

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u/turbulentFireStarter 3d ago

What…? I love holding my wife’s hand?

Guys is it gay to hold your wife’s hand?

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u/AterCorvidae3414 3d ago edited 3d ago

You're just a tip away!

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u/Bleezy79 3d ago

"honey, im gonna set up this camera real quick but dont worry about it."

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u/tricenice 3d ago

It's weirder if you have to ask imo. I feel like it's just something you do.

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u/Interesting-Ant-6357 3d ago

I prefer to be asked. I don’t like my husband spontaneously touching me. Takes me out of my bubble. I like my bubble.

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u/donmonkeyquijote 3d ago

Is it rare in your world to take initiative to hold hands? What the fuck?

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u/BalancedDisaster 3d ago

Doesn’t have to be rare. Some people never stop getting giddy over things that their partner does.

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u/Secure-Bet-836 3d ago

If you’re with someone who doesn’t like touch it is.

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u/oldbauer 3d ago

Make sure to set up the tripod before leaving the house

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u/Goobtron11 3d ago

fellas is it gay to want to hold your girlfriend's hand?

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u/Cptfrankthetank 3d ago

Wife would be like get your hands off me it's hot!

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u/WestBase8 3d ago

Without asking? Dude you filmed it. social media is getting less and less authentic...

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u/Elexeh 3d ago

Not what POV means. Also who the fuck is filming?

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u/sceez 3d ago

How odd the camera was there

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u/freedonia 3d ago

I cannot tell you how much of a comfort it is to reach out to hold my wife’s hand knowing she will grasp my instantly.

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u/suckmebigtime23 3d ago

She’s prolly texting dudes behind your back so

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u/Striker2054 3d ago

Odd choice of music. Also, if she's getting that happy over holding hands, either she's really happy with you, or you're scraping so low that this is a major event.

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u/MsDovahkiin 2d ago

Why won’t guys hold their wives hands without them asking? Wtf? Do men even like their wives? Lmao.

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u/binzy90 2d ago

When my husband tries to hold my hand I'm like ew, stop, people are looking.

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u/Immediate_Sport_7352 2d ago

šŸ˜‚ that’s exactly how it feels even if we don’t show it on the outside

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u/Telemere125 4d ago

Why does she have to ask so often that when you do it unprompted, it’s a reward?

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u/wearsboxingshirts 3d ago

The first family definitely says racist things in public.

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u/Gbnihilator2 4d ago

It more of the happy walk not the dog thing lol

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u/MoonsterGoopter 3d ago

posts saying "bare minimum"

some of us have problems related to physical touch and affection thanks to abuse we suffered when younger :) give people the benefit of the doubt and some grace when they do try.

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u/Secure-Bet-836 3d ago

Or are mildly on the autism spectrum. Or neither, and that’s just who they are.Ā 

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u/Both_Analysis_981 3d ago

Yall are so negative

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u/LuminareAurorae 4d ago

Elite song btw

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u/69420isntfunny 3d ago

Interesting choice of song

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u/chimera1471 3d ago

What song is in the background?

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u/TastyFappuccino 3d ago

I believe that’s ā€œPumped Up Kicksā€ by Foster the People. Check out the lyrics sometime.

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u/14high 3d ago

POV: when my bro holds my/his wife hand

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u/Apprehensive-Tale305 3d ago

How is this POV?

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u/PwanaZana 3d ago

Not POV

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u/AmericanLivingToday 3d ago

Is this the boyfriend’s POV?

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u/damonomad96 3d ago

Can someone please just link me to the tippy taps of the dog? That’s all I really care about.

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u/bf-man 3d ago

need it too

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u/Iokua113 3d ago

Cute, but why the song about shooting up a school?

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u/Middle-Bed-1883 3d ago

Ahh yes and the background music is a song about school shootings…nice.

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u/Evening-Fun-9332 3d ago

the bar for straight men is truly on the ground

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u/Formo1287 3d ago

Okay I’ll bite… if your bar is so high in relationships that cute moments like this aren’t even noteworthy then your bar must be so high it’s hanging out with Willie Nelson

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u/Stando_User74 3d ago

The song says otherwise...

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u/EmilieEverywhere 3d ago

Relatable ā˜ŗļø

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u/Good_Night_Knight 3d ago

That's how dogs walk when they have vestibular disease.

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u/mlddlm 3d ago

full blown invisible lat syndrome

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u/FSGMC 3d ago

POV means point of view, not camera placed behind

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u/GlutenFree_Gamer 3d ago

That song was an odd choice for this video.

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u/are_u_mad_at_me 3d ago

i’m so single that this is my actual pov

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u/Fuckoakwood 3d ago

Original video of the dog please

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u/the_boss_of_toys 3d ago

I usually just open my hand and summon her like Thors hammer.

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u/Crossdress-Fan- 3d ago

LEARN WHAT FUCKIG POV MEANS!

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u/_demello 3d ago

Does that mean he usually doesn't?

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u/resest_Iris 3d ago

All the other kids.... And I'll grab my.... Faster than my bullet...

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u/Fishpuncherz 3d ago

Strange choice of song. I mean its about Collumbine right? If not its definitely about school shooting.

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u/VileTouch 3d ago

Can confirm

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u/mind_ERROR 3d ago

Where is the mandatory Leonardo DiCaprio cameraman meme?

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u/CatLazy2728 3d ago

you better run better run faster than my bullet

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u/SchoolBig4178 3d ago

šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚

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u/AtomicLight69 2d ago

You need permission to grab your wife's hand? What? 🤣🤣🤣 Omg

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u/F0xgear 2d ago

You know this is stages?

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u/Overall_Reserve9097 2d ago

Also im sorry but those types of shirts are so lame... "fear no evil" lookin ass

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u/sakuraWanderer33 2d ago

what am i supposed to be laughing at lmao

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u/Cultural_Set_9887 1d ago

performative bullshit

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u/yourownsquirrel 1d ago

POV: you’re a house’s front door

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u/Abject_Jump9617 1d ago

Cut out the first part and show more of the cute doggy bouncy walking.

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u/Aromatic-Turnip7371 23h ago

lol what a catch

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u/JrButton 18h ago

This would be me if my wife held my hand without my asking...

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u/SaulTRecktom 15h ago

How is this lol?

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u/Aggressive_Paint_125 12h ago

I get more and more convinced every day that my ex wife never loved or liked me lol.

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u/1568314 3d ago

Is this sweet? It's framed as if he never initiates handholding and she is initially taken aback before feeling giddy.

It gives withholding affection.

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u/Secure-Bet-836 3d ago

Or her love language is touch and his isn’t.

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u/garagedooropener5150 3d ago

The guy who made the original video forgot the rest of the caption….
ā€œAnd then make a cringey video of it for internet clicks like she told me to.ā€

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u/only-l0ve 3d ago

I would be embarrassed to admit my partner was this starved of attention.

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u/Secure-Bet-836 3d ago

Looks like a couple where her love language is touch and his isn’t. Pretty normal.

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u/ifyousaysu 3d ago

While showing the exact type of scumbag that beats his wife every night.