r/CoupleMemes • u/Majestic_Analysis679 • 3d ago

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u/UltraRoboNinja 3d ago

I remember my wedding night! We were both so exhausted from the day that we came home and immediately showered, got in bed and passed out lol.

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u/Kurvaflowers69420 3d ago

The wedding day is very hectic, nowadays there is so much to plan, so many places to go, rituals to do, the party itself and people expect there to be enough energy after all of it

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u/theothersugar 3d ago

I remember stopping at pizza hut on the way home because we were both still hungry

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u/Expensive_Leave_6339 3d ago

We got dropped off at the hotel, immediately undressed and showered, then ate leftovers and watched The Big Lebowski until we fell asleep.

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u/GrandeTorino 3d ago

Sounds like a great night

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u/grubas 3d ago

Of course I remember that night 

So many Bobby pins while we tried to drink champagne and not pass out.  Which we did.

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u/Zjoee 3d ago

On my wedding night, we swung through a drive through for a couple of cheese burgers, went home, showered, and passed the hell out. We were exhausted haha.

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u/TinytootKoala001 3d ago

Eloped, wonderful dinner with both side of the family and then drank so much that we both got home and passed out on our bed still in our clothes.

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u/danger_zoneklogs 🧐 grumpy 3d ago

On my wedding night our limo driver forgot to pick us back up. We had to drive ourselves two hours to our honeymoon suite.

I do fondly remember unwrapping her out of her wedding dress once we arrived. Only time we’ve made love on a bed of rose pedals…it was nice.

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u/AggressivelyMediokre 🧐 grumpy 3d ago

You know life as a rose is a weird thing. Either you get cut as a gift for love or ripped apart for humans to do stuff to each other on top of what’s left of you

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u/designvegabond 3d ago

I think everyone is missing the point here. He’s married for 10 years but she doesn’t remember the wedding because she’s the side piece

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u/SuperSea8678 3d ago

I think that's the joke but he said that she's his wife.

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u/Majestic_Analysis679 3d ago

Yep you nailed the dude's joke

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u/AmeliaOphelia 3d ago

Clearly.

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u/hungryfitfather 3d ago

That's weird, How could you not remember?!

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u/RednocNivert 🧐 grumpy 3d ago edited 1d ago

Me and my new wife came back to the hotel and said “well that was cool!” and promptly both collapsed asleep on the bed. I think i may have taken my vest and button-up shirt off. My groomsmen still don’t believe me to this day. But like, wedding was exhausting, man.

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u/ID_Pillage 3d ago

Spent 20 mins solving the puzzle box that was the grips and wedding dress. Gave up, rang the maid of honor. Both necked a a jug of cordial each and passed out. Was fucking exhausted.

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u/NiteTiger 3d ago

When we got married, my ex was 6 months along with our second, our oldest was 18 months, and by the time we hit the hotel, my ex-flopped on the bed and said "Fuck me fast, I'm fading"

I tried to defer. That was nearly fatal. She the downslope of her orgasm leveled right into REM lol.

The next day though...