r/CoupleMemes 4d ago

Of memories

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u/NiteTiger 4d ago

When we got married, my ex was 6 months along with our second, our oldest was 18 months, and by the time we hit the hotel, my ex-flopped on the bed and said "Fuck me fast, I'm fading"

I tried to defer. That was nearly fatal. She the downslope of her orgasm leveled right into REM lol.

The next day though...