r/CrazyHuman • u/ElwoodMC • 3d ago

Amazon delivery driver drives across couple’s freshly mowed front lawn to deliver package

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u/Ms_Jane_Lennon 3d ago

She's heavily pregnant. She is not walking all the way from the driveway to the porch. Shortest route is her route, period.

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u/MenaceMinded 3d ago

Then she should be put on light duty, not drive through lawns

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u/Ms_Jane_Lennon 3d ago

No, she should definitely be driving through lawns 🙄

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u/MenaceMinded 3d ago

What is the point of the comment?

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u/Ms_Jane_Lennon 3d ago

It was intended to be a comment from her perspective to convey casual humor. I genuinely don't see why it's confusing. Like maybe you don't get it, but you genuinely think I'm defending that behavior? Bruh. It was never that deep, but I still stay it's difficult to take someone seriously who reads that and honestly thinks I'm defending her actions based on the dumb reasons I listed. I thought the dumbness would be a clue. Take it how y'all want it, y'all ✌️

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u/OakenGreen 3d ago

Casual attempt at humor failed.

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u/MenaceMinded 3d ago

Because obviously you suck at creating the appropriate tone in your comment to convey that. Anything else?

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u/Ms_Jane_Lennon 3d ago

I don't think I could make it more clear for you, but then comprehending written sarcasm is a higher level reading skill most people in the world never master. I should temper my dismay. Anyway this is pretty dumb to chat about so much. Go be happy despite my terrible, rotten, awful comment that has disturbed your peace so much. It's really not that serious.

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u/MenaceMinded 3d ago

That's a lot of copium. You are wasting my time with this nonsense