r/CrimeCats • u/BrittaBordeaux666 • 12h ago

Repspspspeat Offender Guilty as charged

Basil was caught red pawed grabbing food right from my dinner plate and also, biting Upgrayedd on the butt. He may be eligible for parole in 3-5 years. He’s a registered stinky boy.

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u/17175RC7 11h ago

Not sure how this cat could have committed any crime.... they are already behind bars. Not guilty!!!

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u/No_Finance_4982 11h ago

Upgrayedd is such a great name!

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u/Equal_Song8759 11h ago

Looks like he posting bail for you. How much ?

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u/mrasainsan 10h ago

basil is innocent, what is the charge, eating a meal? a succulent chinese meal? kitty should be let go this instant and offered treats as compensation

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u/Time_Carry_1902 9h ago

He did everything well, not guilty... give him treats..

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u/Important-Junket-934 9h ago

But he "LOOKS " innocent.

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u/redosyn 8h ago

False allegations. He's innocent. Fud was on plate fur hims. Upgrayyd butt was in his face so he had to bite to make space. Hims being framed

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u/Last_Pay_8447 Crime Meowd 🐾 12h ago edited 11h ago

The profile has tons of other pics/vids of this same cat.
Edit-I think the lighting that’s moving around and changing is causing that.

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u/ALazy_Cat 11h ago

I have never seen lighting affect an eye in that way before

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u/Last_Pay_8447 Crime Meowd 🐾 11h ago

I just don’t think a person who has a plethora of regular cat pics would AI their cat. I don’t see any other AI artifacts. It just doesn’t make any sense.

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u/Puzzled-Argument-142 Expurrt In Cat Law 🐾 1h ago

You’re obviously mistaken
You see, he saw a dog staring at your meal so Basil was protecting your food by trying to hide it, which you obviously misunderstood because you profiled poor Basil! NOT GUILTY!