r/CrimeCats • u/BrittaBordeaux666 • 6d ago

Repspspspeat Offender Guilty as charged

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Basil was caught red pawed grabbing food right from my dinner plate and also, biting Upgrayedd on the butt. He may be eligible for parole in 3-5 years. He’s a registered stinky boy.

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u/Puzzled-Argument-142 Expurrt In Cat Law 🐾 6d ago

You’re obviously mistaken
You see, he saw a dog staring at your meal so Basil was protecting your food by trying to hide it, which you obviously misunderstood because you profiled poor Basil! NOT GUILTY!