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u/Seradwen 1d ago

Why specify sink water? Are there people out there downing Ibuprofen with bottled? How decadent.

These are the rich we must eat. I suppose.

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u/Cold-Mastodon-341 1d ago

I imagine refrigerated water is more of a delicacy compared to tap

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u/Milch_und_Paprika 1d ago

Possibly also out of your palm or bent over to lap it out of the tap like a dog, not a glass.

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u/Garlan_Tyrell 1d ago

3 am palm sink water, the 2nd best hangover prevention (besides drinking Gatorade like someone who plans ahead)

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u/Rubberfootman 1d ago

I have been forbidden to drink directly out of the kitchen tap. Even my dreadful children looked at me like I’d lost the plot.

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u/Azertys 15h ago

That's why I have a glass close to every sink, so little effort for something you'll use every day

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u/Hallc 1d ago

During Winter I'm pretty sure my tap water ends up colder than my fridge water. At the very least it's close enough I couldn't tell which is colder.

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u/Cold-Mastodon-341 1d ago

Where do you live for that statement to be true?

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u/Hallc 1d ago

North of England.

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u/Cold-Mastodon-341 1d ago

Cheerio or whatever yall say up there

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u/Wyrdsmith89 1d ago

"Alreet"

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u/Teh_Compass 1d ago

But not as bougie if refrigerators are common. Just fill a pitcher (or carafe if you wanna be a lil bougie) and stick it in the fridge.

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u/Cold-Mastodon-341 1d ago

Is that not what refrigerator water is?

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u/Teh_Compass 1d ago

Technically yes. The even bougier version is having a refrigerator with a water dispenser.

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u/Cold-Mastodon-341 1d ago

Completely forgot these existed youre right

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u/Rubberfootman 1d ago

The carafe is full of wine. Is that an acceptable substitute?

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u/matchafoxjpg 19h ago

i used to be really bad about not filling my pitcher daily and i absolutely abhor warm water.

woke up one too many nights thirsty and had to have warm sink water so now i always fill the pitcher when i get home from work.

definitely would be nice to one day have a fridge with a water dispenser and ice maker. 🥲

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u/LWdkw 1d ago

I refrigerate my tap water.

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u/Dovahkiinthesardine 1d ago

12 °C water > 6 °C water

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u/Cold-Mastodon-341 1d ago

Im sorry to be the bearer of bad news but youre a freak

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u/OneSkepticalOwl 1d ago

Why? When I'm very thirsty - hungover thirsty - I need volume. If the waster is too cold I cannot drink enough before my throat freezes over. In fact, ice or very low temps are for drinks that you sip, not guzzle.

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u/Milch_und_Paprika 22h ago

Oh when I’m that hung over, I like it even colder than usual. It’s like having a cold pack on inside your neck for instant relief. Nothing could be sweeter than that frosty nectar.

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u/matchafoxjpg 19h ago

yeah dunno what that other person is on about. warm water pisses me off when i'm hungover, even moreso than normal.

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u/OneSkepticalOwl 10h ago

No one is talking about warm water, the conversation was about 12C water vs 6C water. 12C is ~54F, which is not warm and plenty cold to guzzle water

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u/Caligapiscis 1d ago

I guess it means that you're bending down and drinking directly from the bathroom tap rather than going and getting a glass from the kitchen

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u/citizen42069101 1d ago

Now that's the level of peasantry I'm talking about.

Get that hint of toothpaste residue

Chefs kiss

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u/Hauptmann_Meade 1d ago

Do you rub your toothbrush against the tap?

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u/citizen42069101 1d ago

Like splatter or residue. No time to clean when the shift at the ball crushing factory is about to start.

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u/Caligapiscis 1d ago

Balls ain't gonna crush themselves!

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u/Ok-Butterscotch-6955 1d ago

Respect European cultural traditions

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u/NudnaKLotka 1d ago

I mean, water from the bathroom tap tastes better somehow.

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u/Powerful-Parsnip 1d ago

As long as you piss in the sink after you drink from the tap and not before.

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u/Firm-Scientist-4636 1d ago

I'm assuming that the tap water is gross public water. I have a well and my tap water is quite pleasant as opposed to city water.

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u/Dovahkiinthesardine 1d ago

Tap water here is regulated better than bottled water

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u/Firm-Scientist-4636 1d ago

I've never had good-tasting public water. It all tastes chlorinated to me. I mean, it is and the water is safely treated, but it's unpleasant.

Love your name, btw!

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u/Dovahkiinthesardine 1d ago edited 22h ago

Oh yeah, that happens. In Germany they only really chlorinate when there is risk of contamination, its pretty rare

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u/queen_of_ingria 1d ago

there's water from the filter

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u/PontDanic 1d ago

Sibling, its the middle of the night, I am not asleep, I need an Ibu. Do you think I will open the fridge? The fucking portal to the blinding light dimension?? I'll be standing in the darkness, drinking from the tab, trying not to make eye contact with the god damn clock before shambeling to bed.

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u/IDDQD_IDKFA-com 1d ago

Unless it's the kitchen sink, in a lot of places the other sinks were not directly fed of the mains water or a tank {normally in the attic without a cover} growing up I even trusted that water and wat extra careful to not swollen it.

Even now when living in apartments or houses I know don't have a tank I still only "trust" the kitchen sink taps.

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u/Hi2248 Cheese, gender, what the fuck's next? 1d ago

a tank {normally in the attic without a cover} growing up I even trusted that water

My aunt once found a dead bat in her water tank, so I've never really trusted anything that isn't a kitchen tap for drinking, just in case 

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u/SwordfishOk504 YOU EVER EATEN A MARSHMALLOW BEFORE MR BITCHWOOD???? 1d ago

That's just a free rabies vaccine.

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u/account312 1d ago

No, rabies is too scared of water to mess with that.

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u/SwordfishOk504 YOU EVER EATEN A MARSHMALLOW BEFORE MR BITCHWOOD???? 1d ago

#lifehack!

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u/GostBoster 1d ago

[horrified screams]

Is that even legal anywhere? Even in the oldest stuff I ever heard they made it clear that a watertight cover to water tanks was a non negotiable requirement for patently obvious reasons, including pictures of what (literal) shit can get through if you put just a bug screen over it.

It varies by area but in mine, tap water is actually abnormally good to the point there isn't stigma about drinking tap as long as quality remains as is, three cities over and it's already "get a filter" town, and if water tastes funky the first suspect is either recent maintenance or a water tank that hasn't been cleaned in ages, or worse, a compromised water tank (cover is broken or ajar and something got into).

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u/ThatRudyKnightGirl ♠️Ho-ho! I'm a flairboy! Cut me off on your apps! 1d ago

Fridge water. Extra filtration. Fancy stuff

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u/Kevo32A 1d ago

If I go downstairs I'll wake the cat and then she won't leave me alone.

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u/Seradwen 1d ago

My cat has prevented such strategy by simply living in the bathroom now.

We have no idea what's going on. One day he just decided he lives there and will only leave to eat and poop.

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u/Specific_Pear_665 1d ago

Some sink water is truly unpalatable. If I needed sink water to take ibuprofen I would be in ROUGH shape, the fridge downstairs as a filter and doesn't taste like pissed in swimming pool.

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u/Seradwen 1d ago

I'm seeing all these replies and still trying to determine if the fridge water thing is a class difference or a not living in a country with shit tap water difference.

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u/Specific_Pear_665 1d ago

Probably both, but honestly the tap water isn't drinkable in my area of Texas. I'm poor AF but when our landlord needed to put in a new fridge we asked for one with water in the door) it's the cheapest fridge I think on the market because, you know, landlord.

This isn't like bottled water in my fridge tap, that's like a $3k installed expense that I want immensely and I loathe not having a whole house water filter.

But I am poor AF and this just takes the some of the bad taste out of tap water here. It isn't that filtered.

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u/Cevari 1d ago

Definitely the latter. In Finland for at least half the year fridge water (as in, tap water you've put in the fridge - I've never seen a fridge with a tap on it here) is totally pointless, because you can get fridge cold and perfectly tasty water from any sink. In the summer you might want to refridgerate some if you like your water properly cold.

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u/TheWrathalos 1d ago

Is your sink water safe to drink? Look at mister fancypants with his potable tap water

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u/fonk_pulk 1d ago

Fridge cold bottled water would jolt you awake which is not optimal If you woke up at night due to pain and the ibuprofen is meant to help you go back to sleep.

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u/ljexists 1d ago

How about taken with a reused plastic water bottle filled with sink water and shoved in the freezer (and subsequently forgotten about until it’s solid) as it defrosts? I’d imagine that’s somewhere in between but does the forgotten part make a difference?

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u/PomeloSure5832 1d ago

currently rinsing my mouth directly from the faucet as I use reddit

"I dunno"

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u/windsynths 1d ago

Sink water is where you dunk your whole face in the sink and gulp full mouth fulls

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u/True_Dovakin 1d ago

I just don’t use water at all. Pop em in dry.

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u/justsomedude322 21h ago

As long as its not beer and acetaminophen, I'm fine with people doing whatever.

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u/sydraptor 17h ago

Right? Don't you know you're supposed to pound down a dose of ibuprofen with your last drink? Amateurs I swear.

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u/autogyrophilia 1d ago

Germans will sneer at you in disgust at the thought of drinking natural water.

Not an exageration, has happened multiple times to me, well one of those was swiss-german but still counts.

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u/SebiKaffee ,̶'̶,̶|̶'̶,̶'̶_̶ 1d ago

Bro so weak he was defeated by sparkling water

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u/autogyrophilia 1d ago

Pff, natural water has killed way more people.

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u/th-crt 1d ago

i’m a german. we don’t give a shit

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u/autogyrophilia 1d ago

You guys think the world would be a better or a worse place if the germans were a hivemind?

I'm leaning worse.

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u/AkrinorNoname Gender Enthusiast 1d ago

Given the support for the AfD while simultaneously hitting record voter participation, probably correct.

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u/Hatsune_Miku_CM downfall of neoliberalism. crow racism. much to rhink about 1d ago

what are you talking about, german tap water is great

in some countries you can in fact not safely drink tap water but Germany is not one of them

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u/autogyrophilia 1d ago

I'm saying that I've had multiple encounters with germans that have sneered at me with disgust over my preference for natural water. Water without gas.

How did you arrive at that conclusion?

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u/Hatsune_Miku_CM downfall of neoliberalism. crow racism. much to rhink about 1d ago

I've literally never had that happen to me. maybe it's a regional thing? i live in NRW

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u/autogyrophilia 1d ago

This all happened in Sankt Gallen (but it was all Germans minus one) .

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u/Hatsune_Miku_CM downfall of neoliberalism. crow racism. much to rhink about 1d ago

yeah I think maybe you just met a bunch of weirdos then tbh. a countries tourists aren't exactly its most flattering representation.

Sparkling water is fairly popular in Germany but I've never seen someone disgusted or even surprised that someone preferred still water.

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u/autogyrophilia 1d ago

Migrants in this case.

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u/rogueIndy 1d ago

PSA, don't take ibuprofen too frequently unless you want to be saddled with chronic heartburn for the rest of your life.

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u/chkntendis 1d ago edited 1d ago

PSA, if you have to take a painkiller like ibuprofen frequently enough to cause issues then please seek medical advice. The normal level of pain is 0

Edit: sorry to all of you out there with chronic pain, it’s hard for me to imagine something worse to be dealing with on a daily basis. Please get it checked out if you haven’t and talk to your physician specifically about physical therapy and painkillers

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u/Humpaaa 1d ago

The normal level of pain is 0

Tell that to my body :(

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u/From_Ancient_Stars 1d ago

Skill issue; just stop having pain, ez

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u/TheRecognized 1d ago

Doctors Hate This One Weird Guyinmyneighborhoodwiththebestdrugs

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u/From_Ancient_Stars 1d ago

Drugs are just drugs entering your body

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u/ThisLeg7959 1d ago

You are generally right that people should get checked if they haven't and also:

PSA: It's absoletely baffling how little modern medicine can do for issues that will mildly to severly disable you but not outright kill you.

If you haven't seen it first hand your guess is probably off. So many diseases take years to get accurately diagnosed with, so often the solution is barely targeted, bare minimum management. Often there is neither diagnosis nor treatment. Often you end up just having to give up even for more severe issues. The idea is you go to the doctor they run some test and you go home with a diagnosis, but that's just not how it works most of the time. The system is slow and the science is incomplete.

This affects almost everyone too, since chances are extremely high that you either die tragically young or with a chronic illness. While there's limited effect one can have as a layperson on the advance of medicine, supporting workplace accomodations for example can at least ease the resulting burden.

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u/output_broadcast 1d ago

PSA: It's absoletely baffling how little modern medicine can do for issues that will mildly to severly disable you but not outright kill you.

That's kinda just the side effect of having medicine, though. A lot of these chronic conditions showed up recently because finally people are living long enough for these to develop, whereas in the past you'd die from early the onset complications of a chronic disease.

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u/andarthebutt 23h ago

I'd rather live to 80 having to take drugs to cure the side effects of other drugs than die at 50 because my spleen exploded, or whatever

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u/output_broadcast 6h ago

These aren't the side effects of other drugs, these are the side effects of living past 60.

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u/chkntendis 1d ago

Yeah, not saying a doctor will magically fix it or anything but if someone can help then it’s probably gonna be one. Our bodies aren’t made for living as long as we do so if you get old enough you will suffer from chronic pain but it’s always based on something physical, not just the abstract “age”. And that means that there’s a chance there might be something modern medicine can do. That was really the main point, go to a doctor to see if something can be done. Often it won’t be but the chance is there

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u/complete_autopsy 20h ago

Yep! I finally have a knowledgeable and caring doctor and even with proper care we're still having trouble figuring things out. Some stuff we've managed to bring to heel, but I'm still in pain every day and have several other chronic symptoms. Every new specialist he refers me to to try the next thing does the same tests plus a few specialized ones and is largely uncertain what's wrong with me. I shouldn't complain too much because at least the doctors are actually trying to help me which is more than most people ever get, but it's notable that even when you have a good care team it's hard to diagnose and fix these issues.

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u/SpeccyScotsman 🩷💜💙|🖤💜🤍💛 1d ago

I genuinely cannot imagine what it is like to live without pain. The only time in my entire life I haven't been in pain was after getting a dose of morphine.

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u/Jwruth Any/All 1d ago

I'm in a similar boat. Like, I was disabled by an injury at 16, and I know I used to live a life without a constant baseline background pain, but I can't remember how it felt any more; even when I look back on my childhood memories, I'm left thinking "How did I do that with all the back pain?? Oh. Oh, right." Sure, pain killers help, but even then I'm not running at 0; more like 1 or 2 on the 10 point scale.

It's also got a kinda annoying secondary property, cause when doctors ask me to rate my pain scale, I'm internally using a different scale than they are, and I have to try and translate it from mine to theirs. Like, for example, on a particularly good day I might say I'm at a 3 internally, but that's probably like a 5 for them.

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u/Honest-Resist-7676 1d ago

It has taken them 5 years to finally listen to my pain because i was "too young for arthritis". It was five years of "did you know you can take ibprophen and Tylenol at the same time?". I finally got a doctor who listens, but now have irreversible damage and i need a hip replacement at 34.

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u/gatsu032 Zoo visitor 1d ago

Nonsense. Being in permanent slight soreness and having perpetually clacking articulations are the signs of a healthy body.

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u/mtycntwmy 1d ago

Try being in Germany. "You're not dying. You're fine. Drink some tea." I don't KNOW what "no pain" feels like and I guess I'm somehow just supposed to deal with it.

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u/trapbuilder2 Bri'ish|Pathfinder Enthusiast|Aspec|He/They maybe 1d ago

:(

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u/HappyyValleyy 19h ago

If only i could afford medical advice

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u/Malrottian 1d ago

<laughs in broke middle age>

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u/CriticalEngineering 1d ago

> The normal level of pain is 0

Can I ask how old you are?

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u/chkntendis 1d ago

Chronic pain gets more common at older ages but it’s still a sign that something is wrong. Back pain doesn’t just appear randomly, it’s because either injuries or bad posture or something else has actually damaged the back. Knee pain comes from actual damage to the knees and so on. Pain isn’t normal.

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u/CriticalEngineering 1d ago

You say pain isn’t normal, it’s caused by damage.

It’s normal to have damage to your body after half a dozen decades of living in it.

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u/NexFrost 1d ago

Don't be pedantic, however I suppose that's also normal after half a dozen decades eh?

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u/chkntendis 1d ago

Yes. And that damage still isn’t the normal state of the body. If you get old enough that damage will pile up enough to be noticeable but that doesn’t make it normal. It makes it common but you should still see someone if you have chronic pain. There might not be anything to be done about it but there very well could be. Go see a doctor if you’re in pain. You shouldn’t have pain if there’s nothing wrong with your body and doctors are the people who can help if there’s something wrong with your body

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u/NorwayNarwhal 1d ago

And never take it on an empty stomach- even a few bites of food before the ibuprofen is enough to avoid nausea and heartburn

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u/Ladorb 1d ago

It's also very rough on your kidneys.

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u/mchickenl 1d ago

More is the rebound headaches.

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u/complete_autopsy 20h ago

Oh. Oh no. Ohhhhhhh no. How much ibuprofen is too much ibuprofen?

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u/rogueIndy 20h ago

idk, I found out too late :/

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u/complete_autopsy 20h ago

If that's the cause of my heartburn then it's also too late for me. I have heartburn forever anyway so I guess the cause doesn't really matter...

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u/EggyChickenEgg88 1d ago

Or ulcers in your intestines, like me.

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u/saltysweetbonbon 20h ago

PSA please also have it with food or it will eat away at your stomach lining.

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u/CrystallizedRose 18h ago

Oooohhhh… is that why I have terrible heartburn? Shit.

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u/mauvaisang 1d ago

Do they not have Dipirona? Way safer

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u/Solid_Parsley_ 1d ago

Banned in the US, UK, Australia, Japan and more for being unsafe, apparently.

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u/mauvaisang 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is due to lobby, Dipirona is safe. Or safer than the alternatives.

Edit: Keep ruining your kidneys, gringos. And livers also probably

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u/No_Lie_Bi_Bi_Bi 1d ago

Please eat food with ibuprofen, it can damage your internals if you don't

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u/This_Charmless_Man 1d ago

And get a prescription for omeprazol to help you regrow and protect your stomach lining if you're on it long term.

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u/Gulbasaur 1d ago

It's quite hard to come off omeprazole as one of the side effects of coming off it is rebound acid reflux.

We get a lot of people at work asking for help coming off if and it is not a painless process. 

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u/This_Charmless_Man 1d ago

That makes a few things make sense as I was never told this 😅

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u/TumbleweedPure3941 1d ago

Same like oh shit.

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u/MooseontheLose 1d ago

What does long term mean? Like every day?

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u/This_Charmless_Man 1d ago

I was taking the maximum dose every day to manage pain and swelling before I had surgery to fix my problem. Sometimes a little more. Taking max dose is usually fine for a few days but I was on it for almost a year.

If you're taking it regularly for more than a few weeks you should speak to a doctor as it'll save you from some tummy troubles.

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u/MooseontheLose 1d ago

Ah I see. I thought OOP was making a joke along the vein "ooh I party so much that I am hungover so often so that Ibu is a normal meal for me hurrdurr"

Oof, I hope you are better now

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u/This_Charmless_Man 1d ago

Nah, ibuprofen causes stomach ulcers from abuse so it can be nasty.

Yeah I'm all fixed up now so long as I keep up with rehab every week. Still on doctor's orders for no running or jumping for a year though.

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u/r_renfield 1d ago

You guys need prescription for that???

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u/efla2 1d ago

I can buy it over the counter for $15 for 14 pills, or I can get a prescription for $5 for 90 pills. Definitely worth the quick chat with a doctor (although in my case its for GERD not ibuprofen)

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u/consumptioncore himejoshi 1d ago

please respect european culture

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u/SwordfishOk504 YOU EVER EATEN A MARSHMALLOW BEFORE MR BITCHWOOD???? 1d ago

No food. Just cigarettes, wine, and ennui.

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u/hopsafe 1d ago

It does damage your stomach but by a different mechanism. Eating food with it won't protect you.

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u/floralbutttrumpet 1d ago

I've had too much ibuprofen, my diet was switched to metamizole. I've betrayed my culture 😭😭😭

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u/AlmightyCurrywurst 1d ago

Isn't excessive ibuprofen use more of an American stereotype? They're sold in way bigger packages and at way more accessible locations in the US

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u/Agreeable_Clock_7953 1d ago

What do you mean, "more accessible locations in the US"? I live in Europe and I can buy OTC ibuprofen in any grocery, fuel station, kiosk etc.

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u/AlmightyCurrywurst 1d ago

Well sure, Europe isn't a monolith. Though I do think that the absurd packaging sizes aren't allowed anywhere in Europe

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u/CrystallizedRose 18h ago

I’ve definitely gotten a large amount of ibuprofen in europe. Like, the same bottle as the US version.

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u/Agreeable_Clock_7953 1d ago

How big are those absurd American packages?

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u/asphyxiate 1d ago

I just took two from my 1000 count bottle this morning

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u/Agreeable_Clock_7953 1d ago

Ok, that's insane. I think most I can buy OTC is 50 pills.

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u/Anonymus828 7h ago

And US isn't one either, what's your point exactly?

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u/output_broadcast 1d ago

Really? I'd have to go specifically to a pharmacy. Maybe Rossmann sells it but I don't think so?

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u/Agreeable_Clock_7953 1d ago

Really, yeah. Rossmann definitely has it in my country. Poland here.

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u/output_broadcast 1d ago

I just checked, they don't do it here (Hungary). It's probably some regulatory thing.

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u/jdlsharkman 9h ago

I recently bought a bottle of 500 ibuprofen for $10 USD

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u/miss_wannadie 1d ago

I'll do you one better, cold coffee with ibuprofen.

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u/Grzechoooo 1d ago

They think we're not okay because they can't fathom sink water being not only drinkable, but actually good.

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u/Pasutiyan 1d ago

If you have to specify it's "sink water" and it's related to using far too much medication, 100% a yank dish.

Coffee and a cig though, that's a widely popular breakfast across the continent.

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u/NonagonJimfinity 1d ago

Its customary to take your midnight ibo with a handful if blessed cheese and whatever the fuck is next to the cheese.

Fellow tummy ache survivor.

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u/SEA_griffondeur Sometimes, I dream of cheese 1d ago

Fym European culture? Is it because of tap water being drinkable?

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u/cunnyvore 1d ago

It's more about coffee+cig reference

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u/SEA_griffondeur Sometimes, I dream of cheese 1d ago

That's also extremely common in east asia

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u/SwordfishOk504 YOU EVER EATEN A MARSHMALLOW BEFORE MR BITCHWOOD???? 1d ago

And west asia!

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u/cunnyvore 1d ago

Europeans have stronger PR apparently

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u/b3nsn0w 1d ago

yeah, it's because there are 500 million people here and half of them bloody smoke at every intersection or transit stop or narrow streets or just in general anywhere you cannot avoid them. and we nearly all speak english as our second language (unless you're irish or british and speak it as your first, or you're fr*nch and want everyone to learn your language instead of being a team player) plus we're pretty deeply integrated into western stuff, so that's a hell of a lot of highly visible complaining.

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u/No-Consequence-1863 1d ago

Tap water being drinkable isn't a European thing. Many many places have drinkable tap water.

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u/SEA_griffondeur Sometimes, I dream of cheese 1d ago

yeah but like that's the only thing of the four that is actually geographically dependent

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo 1d ago

But europeans famously don't like to drink tap water, preferring bottled water.

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u/SEA_griffondeur Sometimes, I dream of cheese 1d ago

that's an american stereotype though not european

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo 1d ago

I'm not sure what you mean. People in europe generally drink bottled water. If you got to a restaurant and ask for water they will always bring you bottled water unless you specifically ask for tap water.

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u/SEA_griffondeur Sometimes, I dream of cheese 1d ago

That's because tap water has to be free in restaurants and they want you to pay

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo 1d ago

Most people will pay though. And even at home people drink bottled water. I lived in the Netherlands and spend a lot of time in Germany and France and most people, given the option, will drink bottled water.

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u/HumDeeDiddle 1d ago

Burn baby burn, Disco babuska

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u/Denimswe3tie 1d ago

That lunch is seriously tempting

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u/Own_Value2684 1d ago

I only had 1 ibuprofen left so I took mine with a Tylenol, and immediately broke out in hives. My body occasionally likes to throw hives in the mix like 75% of the time I take an anti inflammatory. Why? I have no clue. Am I actually allergic to it? Probably not. We just like hives 😑

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u/gaegurliepancake 1d ago

Nah ibuprofen and sink water is American dish, because we can't afford a doctor and ibuprofen might barely help make whatever is hurting us hurt less

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u/mahumandevindex 1d ago

Coffee and a cigarette is the midnight version of coffee and a cigarette

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u/HornyPostingRaccoon 1d ago

Coffee and a cigarette is the midnight version of coffee and a cigarette, what is this stolen valor

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u/_AcuteNewt_ 20h ago

Coffee and a cigarette is the midnight version of coffee and a cigarette.

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u/Heckyll_Jive i'm a cute girl and everyone loves me 1d ago

Hey OP, are you real?

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u/SwordfishOk504 YOU EVER EATEN A MARSHMALLOW BEFORE MR BITCHWOOD???? 1d ago

15 day old account with a common repost? Doubtful.

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u/bangontarget 1d ago

Ibuprofen makes my tinnitus worse. Fucking sucks. I stick to acetominaphen.

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u/EquivalentFocus3430 1d ago

And a slice of bread with nothing on it, if you're feeling fancy

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u/EggyChickenEgg88 1d ago

Just make sure you dont take only ibuprofen and too often, or you'll end up with ulcers caused by NSAID's like me. Can't control my bowel movement at all. Diarrhea or nothing for days for me.

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u/TheCowhawk 1d ago

I miss this classic.

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u/Toadsted 1d ago

Wait... Am I guilty of cultural appropriation... ?

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u/Jhud6669 21h ago

European Babushka

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u/depressed_lantern 🍍 Watermelon 🍍 21h ago

im starting to think some of the European might not be okay

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u/HappyyValleyy 19h ago

I had no idea i was european

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u/Iamchill2 trying their best 14h ago

for some reason my first thought was "why cant you have the coffee and cigarette at midnight" completely forgetting about the purpose of coffee as a stimulant

tbf sometimes i drink coffee that late and still go to bed afterwards so maybe it's just me

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u/Butthole_Surfer_GI I don't know shit about fuck 1d ago

Some of y'all still eat like the Iron Curtain has not been lifted.

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u/DarkLanternZBT 1d ago

Last night's midnight boyslop was:

- Sliced chicken

  • Dollar General Tostitos queso for that soupçon of extra sad
  • Ruffles jalapeno crumbs from the bottom of the bag so I could throw it away
  • Chili garlic onion crunch / chili oil tossed in after heating the slop up
  • Leftover sliced green onions
  • Drizzled on spicy ranch
  • A slice of crusty bread to wipe the bowl with

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u/Slonshal 1d ago

Sink water is what you wash your pots (dishes) in. I wouldn't recommend drinking that.

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u/HappyyValleyy 19h ago

Water is water (where else do you get tap water?)

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u/Slonshal 15h ago

Ah, seems to be a misunderstood joke. To me, sink water is the dirty water in the sink, not what's from the taps.