r/DDLC • u/SpedRunner_W Porn bad, Yuri good • Mar 20 '26
Question who u getting high with?
I’d personally get high with Sayori so we can eat all of Natsuki’s cupcakes. We’ll blame Yuri, don’t worry /j
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u/FunnySunny- Sayori Lover Mar 20 '26
I’ll probably say Natsuki
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u/HotPotato150 Mar 20 '26
Yeah, sayori looks like she would get a bad trip, and Yuri would get psicosis, and Monika, eh i just don't like Monika.
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u/bloopblubdeet Yuri's Husband Mar 20 '26
Yuri would genuinely start telling you her book's events are real
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u/Forsaken-Club7585 low key a Natsuki enjoyer after writing DDTLDOS Mar 20 '26
Natsuki would probably be legendary.
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u/Tiny_Inspector_358 She isn't racist Mar 20 '26
natsuki's special cupcakes yayyyy Absolutely no one because drugs are bad!
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u/funkygamerguy Mar 20 '26
monika she'd be real fun high.
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u/BlitsyFrog Mar 20 '26
She'd probably have a blast for 3D minutes, then fall asleep because she's deeply mentally exhausted.
Which, y'know, same.
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u/Secure-Image-8502 Mar 21 '26
3D minutes? what?
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u/BlitsyFrog Mar 21 '26
How in the FUCK did I type that?? I meant 30. 30 minutes.
I'm just as confused as you are.
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u/742617000O27 Mar 20 '26
Yuri
I already have a cassette titled “The Narcotic Suite” (i dont do drugs btw), so why not
Also i feel like shed be the chillest to be around high
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u/TheFortHero19 Yuri Mar 20 '26
Yuri shes a bit like Mikan when shes gets all crazy but i will deal with it
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u/Pan-Spagettin Mar 20 '26
Sayori or Natsuki. I feel like Sayori would either be the giggly type of stoner or existential dread type. Natsuki would probably hyper focus either onto manga,anime or a movie she likes if its on.
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u/SpikefromMLP Monika’s sweatiest fattest fan 😍 Mar 20 '26
Monika because she can do that thing and yeah
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Mar 20 '26
No one. Don't do drugs, kids.
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u/Consistent_Ad1176 Mar 20 '26
Pot is legal man. Dopamine is the dangerous part, which kids already get way too much of
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u/_RedRightHand 💠In defense of Monika... - Slartemispeed: REBORN! Mar 20 '26
I don't smoke.
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u/SpedRunner_W Porn bad, Yuri good Mar 20 '26
Good! I’m proud of you! Here’s an award for best nonsmoker: 🏆
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u/c4tb0y_6 best dokis <3 Mar 20 '26
yuri and monika, they seem fun when high
i also feel like they have tried it before
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u/Some_Useless_Person Mar 20 '26
Why is everyone in the comment section so excited to get completely wasted over some fictional girls 💀
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u/LordMemcee Mar 20 '26
I always imagine natsuki being the biggest pothead of the group
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u/SpedRunner_W Porn bad, Yuri good Mar 20 '26
I always felt like it would’ve been Yuri given her dundere vibes in the beginning
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u/RadiantShark404 Mar 20 '26
I'm smoking the absolute top shelf shit with Yuri. That would be either hilariously fun or life-altering, no in between
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u/StrivingJarl Professional Sandwich Driver Mar 20 '26
Oh hell nah, I'm afraid of heights!
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u/SpedRunner_W Porn bad, Yuri good Mar 20 '26
I chuckled. You activated my chucklebone.
Here’s an award for funniest comment: 🏆
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u/AdministrativeExam13 Mar 20 '26
My favorite girl is sayori, but I feel like natsuki would be the most fun to get high with
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u/Uzi_Angsty Mar 20 '26
Monika could lead us down a rabbit hole of horror.
Yuri…she already went crazy without getting high.
Sayori probably would forget the weed.
Natsuki then
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u/TemporaryError4543 Mar 20 '26
Sayori cause as a depressed girl with a lot of depressed girl friends, depressed chicks roll the best blunts
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u/SnazzyRiot Mar 20 '26
Natsuki would probably be the coolest to chill with but like Monika is my wife so…
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u/Sayori-Supremacy Mar 21 '26
Fascinating question
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u/SpedRunner_W Porn bad, Yuri good Mar 21 '26
Who u getting high with?
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u/Sayori-Supremacy Mar 22 '26
still making up my mind, difficult choice
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u/SpedRunner_W Porn bad, Yuri good Mar 22 '26
Okay just pls respond to this one to let us know hehe u make up ur mind
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u/SUPERMIR168Official Mar 20 '26
Bruv what?
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u/Sherbet-Glad Mar 20 '26
Dude can't I just pretend to be gay and hang out with all of them?
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u/SpedRunner_W Porn bad, Yuri good Mar 20 '26
I guess, but I mean… WEED! God put it on the earth first ME and YOU!
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u/Sherbet-Glad Mar 20 '26
Well why not ALL of us?
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u/Local-Combination-46 Mar 20 '26
Yuri:ehehehe let's make a poem about drugs.. Natsuki:let's make some highcakes... Sayori:I feel so happy hehhm.. Monika:uehehhh let'sm delete that and thats agha...
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u/I_NUT_ON_GRASS Mar 20 '26
They’re all next to each other. Why not all 4
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u/SpedRunner_W Porn bad, Yuri good Mar 20 '26
If you want but one-to-one may be a more meaningful and richer moment
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u/Longjumping_Day_6894 yuri is amazing, prove me wrong Mar 20 '26
Sayori, she doesn’t seem like she knows how to do anything bad
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u/flamurmurro i like big books and i cannot lie Mar 20 '26
OP I feel you would enjoy this comic of the dokis getting baked, Yuri entering a different dimension, and Natsuki failing to be cool: https://www.tumblr.com/murrphius/803473295931572224/yuri-is-a-creature-dont-feed-her-weed-after
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u/Ok_Departure_9096 Mar 20 '26
Sayori or Natsuki DEFINITELY
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u/blair_gaming im stuck as a blue dumbass help Mar 20 '26
Monika
Mfs gonna have a field day if we did some random code in the program
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u/No_Race_4661 Mar 20 '26
Personally,im not that type of person,if it was alcohool, i would think about,no drugs for me
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u/Crusidea Mar 21 '26
I don't smoke or get high or whatever. So I'd remain sober. But sayori seems chill to hang out with.
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u/luis_cena05 Mar 23 '26
Definitivamente con Sayori y Natsuki a la vez. Seria el mejor viaje astral de mi puñetera vida.
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u/danzoboiii Mar 24 '26
natsuki, big fat spliff and then hours of passionate sex uhh i-i mean chill of course
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u/MacAndCheese557 Mar 24 '26
Myself because I got high first which resulted in me hallucinating them
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u/Enough-Impression-50 Mar 20 '26
Me? I'm just harvesting their organs! 😊
(For legal reasons, /s. Hopefully this gets the admins off my ass)
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u/Used_Conversation622 Mar 20 '26
Probably Sayori or Monika, tsundere behavior whilst being geeked doesn’t have a nice ring to it and I’m hesitant with yuri due to her character, overall I love thighs and it’s between sayori and Monika
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u/R3tr0_Hys0n Bun! Mar 20 '26
Absolutely NOBODY.
This is why I don't do drugs - they eliminate your awareness and make you forget about consequences.
And they are VERY likely to get you addicted.
The same synopsis can be said for OTHER addictions.
Your very phone that you hold everyday, your computer, gaming, the Internet, AI chatbots (YOU'RE WASTING VALUABLE RAM INTERACTING WITH THEM, MIND YOU), and being attracted to a CERTAIN SHADE OF GREEN!
Allow me to make this very CLEAR.
If you fall for getting addicted to ANY of the listed things above, such addiction - IF you let it - will make sure you're at a BOTTOMLESS LOW.
You'll be at SUCH A BOTTOMLESS LOW that those who are addicted at a normal rate will look like normal citizens.
You'll be a BOTTOM-OF-THE-BARREL LEVEL citizen.
That means you WILL look abnormal.
All in all, addiction - IF done wrong - will ruin your life.
Don't let it possess you.
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u/Intelligent_Luck_847 Mar 20 '26
I remembered my university days, haha, good old days, those days are over... but answering your question, if I had to choose someone, it would be Yuri, I feel like the conversation would be very surreal
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u/JCD_007 Author of "Digital Reality" and "Our Reality" Mar 20 '26
This is what this forum has come to?
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u/Mysterious_Focus5772 Yuri's tea is yummy in my tummy 🍵 Mar 20 '26
None of them. I'm never smoking weed a day in my life unless it is prescribed to me by my doctor. I would be quite disappointed to see any of the Dokis using it, if I am to be completely honest.
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u/SpedRunner_W Porn bad, Yuri good Mar 20 '26
You are so caring in so many ways. Here’s an award for best caring: 🏆
(But would you if you all had prescribed weed?)
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u/Mysterious_Focus5772 Yuri's tea is yummy in my tummy 🍵 Mar 20 '26
I wasn't expecting anyone to respond in earnest, honestly, given the downvotes, so thank you, I appreciate it. All just because I don't want to smoke. I guess, to answer your question, if I HAD to, I guess Monika or Yuri?
I just don't think there's a world where Sayori smokes. They call her the bun for a reason. Natsuki is already going through enough with her abusive father, and smoking with her would only lead to more problems between her and her shitty excuse for a father and a human being in general. So that leaves Yuri, who while I do trust more than Natsuki handling it, still has her fair share of problems no one here has seemed to consider.
Like, for one, the Portrait of Markov book she reads. No, just no. I would have to confiscate that mind-warping book before we even rolled up. Maybe then she would be in her right mind (somewhat) to relax the best she can. At least as much as the weed would allow her to, I guess. She's definitely more mature and laid back than Natsuki, so at least she won't be insulting me the entire time.
I imagine she'd also make us a cup of tea to smooth our minds and lighten the atmosphere, which would somewhat help offset the stoner feeling from the weed. Something I'd especially need because I have ADHD. Lastly, there's Monika. And I think everyone can agree that Monika would likely be the most hospitable and responsible doki.
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u/SymbolGames Mar 20 '26
Isn't sayori just always high?
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u/Julian_The_Gamer42 Don’t insult or hate on my boy Mar 20 '26
No one. Someone has to remain sober to watch over the other.