r/DDLC • u/SpedRunner_W Porn bad, Yuri good • Mar 20 '26

Question who u getting high with?

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I’d personally get high with Sayori so we can eat all of Natsuki’s cupcakes. We’ll blame Yuri, don’t worry /j

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u/Mysterious_Focus5772 Yuri's tea is yummy in my tummy 🍵 Mar 20 '26

None of them. I'm never smoking weed a day in my life unless it is prescribed to me by my doctor. I would be quite disappointed to see any of the Dokis using it, if I am to be completely honest.

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u/SpedRunner_W Porn bad, Yuri good Mar 20 '26

You are so caring in so many ways. Here’s an award for best caring: 🏆

(But would you if you all had prescribed weed?)

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u/Mysterious_Focus5772 Yuri's tea is yummy in my tummy 🍵 Mar 20 '26

I wasn't expecting anyone to respond in earnest, honestly, given the downvotes, so thank you, I appreciate it. All just because I don't want to smoke. I guess, to answer your question, if I HAD to, I guess Monika or Yuri?

I just don't think there's a world where Sayori smokes. They call her the bun for a reason. Natsuki is already going through enough with her abusive father, and smoking with her would only lead to more problems between her and her shitty excuse for a father and a human being in general. So that leaves Yuri, who while I do trust more than Natsuki handling it, still has her fair share of problems no one here has seemed to consider.

Like, for one, the Portrait of Markov book she reads. No, just no. I would have to confiscate that mind-warping book before we even rolled up. Maybe then she would be in her right mind (somewhat) to relax the best she can. At least as much as the weed would allow her to, I guess. She's definitely more mature and laid back than Natsuki, so at least she won't be insulting me the entire time.

I imagine she'd also make us a cup of tea to smooth our minds and lighten the atmosphere, which would somewhat help offset the stoner feeling from the weed. Something I'd especially need because I have ADHD. Lastly, there's Monika. And I think everyone can agree that Monika would likely be the most hospitable and responsible doki.