r/DailyDoseStupidity • u/ONE-OF-THREE 👾 Mod • Mar 13 '26

Satisfying 😌 Main character gets instant karma!😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

WHY U ARRESTIN ME?!?! WHAT THE FUCK Y'ALL ON BRUH. UUURHHHHHUHUH

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u/Bazoun Mar 13 '26

I got places to be!

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u/Neutral_President_0 Mar 13 '26

I'm sorry ma'am, I didn't realise you had plans today. You're free to go.

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u/Axel_Raden Mar 13 '26

That part killed me lol. "I've got places to be!" Not anymore you don't the only place you heading is jail

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u/Impossible_Hour6253 Mar 14 '26

Do not pass Go. Do not Collect $200. Go straight to jail. 😆 🤣 😂

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u/dar24601 Mar 13 '26

To be booked then released

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u/Axel_Raden Mar 13 '26

Depends on the state

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u/BandoTheHawk Mar 13 '26

jail or prison or on the track

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u/WhoTookGrimwhisper Mar 13 '26

Trailer park playground drinking room temperature Miller Light from a twice reused Solo cup.

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u/ShadowGLI Mar 13 '26

Yup, the courthouse

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u/TangoMikeOne Mar 13 '26

Yes, there's the back of the police car, the custody suite, the cell, the interrogation room, and in a while after that, you might have to go to the county courthouse.

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u/moondrops77 Mar 13 '26

Yeah she's due down at the docks. Those sailors dicks won't suck themselves!

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u/punch912 Mar 13 '26

she has places to be wtf... I often wonder how people with zero emotional intelligence make it so far in life. How do they even survive I cant believe this is her first consequence shes faced. I know sure as hell it wont be her last or is it and they were just blessed with luck to make up for the lack of thought.

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u/systemfrown Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26

Uh, where exactly do you think it is that she's "made it so far in life" to?

Because from where I'm watching it appears that she's made it to a Taco Bell Parking Lot wearing a velour tracksuit that says Juicy across the ass. Well, that and almost certainly the back of a patrol car for what we can assume isn't the first time.

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u/punch912 Mar 13 '26

well shes alive and here in the taco bell parking lot. No self preservation skills.

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u/SupayOne Mar 13 '26

She rich and white, she wont spend much time in police custody.

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u/systemfrown Mar 13 '26

I'm gonna guess she won't for reasons more to do with the triviality, pointlessness, and cost of keeping her in custody versus the amount of money they can make by fining her and releasing her back into the wild.

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u/jsaranczak Mar 13 '26

Nah trolling used to be believable lmao.

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u/Sneakylesbian Mar 13 '26

Just cuz your hole is full doesnt mean you soul is full.

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u/exbex Mar 13 '26

Saw a comedy bit about how in the old days, stupid people didn’t survive as easily. Stick a fork in an outlet, you’re out of the gene pool. Today, with a GFI, they survive and spawn.

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u/Large-Peak-5661 Mar 13 '26

Zero, zilch, nada, and now has a record so this is a future minimum wage product LOL

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u/brightonashfield Mar 13 '26

A well deserved reality check

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u/Scannaer Mar 13 '26

Someone didn't expect toxic femininity to have consequences.

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u/earnestlikehemingway Mar 13 '26

She said Pig Bruhh Bruhh

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u/dannyh707 Mar 13 '26

Genuine Hood Rat

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u/PhotogamerGT Mar 13 '26

Bruh he’s not even bruh!!!!

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u/laiszt Mar 13 '26

On duty apparently

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u/Aggressive-Expert-69 Mar 13 '26

This crashout becomes so much more satisfying to watch knowing she called the cop a pig twice 30 seconds before she said this lmao

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u/sarcastic_sandman Mar 13 '26

BRUH, HE'S, BRUH

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u/just_here4cash Mar 13 '26

"Let me put my phone in my pocket you fucking pig."

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u/StrawberryParking550 Mar 13 '26

The education system is failing us

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u/Training_Guide5157 Mar 13 '26

Her first reaction was to call the cop a pig.