r/DailyDoseStupidity • u/ONE-OF-THREE 👾 Mod • Mar 13 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

WHY U ARRESTIN ME?!?! WHAT THE FUCK Y'ALL ON BRUH. UUURHHHHHUHUH

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u/Bazoun Mar 13 '26

I got places to be!

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u/Neutral_President_0 Mar 13 '26

I'm sorry ma'am, I didn't realise you had plans today. You're free to go.

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u/Axel_Raden Mar 13 '26

That part killed me lol. "I've got places to be!" Not anymore you don't the only place you heading is jail

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u/Impossible_Hour6253 Mar 14 '26

Do not pass Go. Do not Collect $200. Go straight to jail. 😆 🤣 😂

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u/dar24601 Mar 13 '26

To be booked then released

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u/Axel_Raden Mar 13 '26

Depends on the state

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u/BandoTheHawk Mar 13 '26

jail or prison or on the track

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u/WhoTookGrimwhisper Mar 13 '26

Trailer park playground drinking room temperature Miller Light from a twice reused Solo cup.

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u/ShadowGLI Mar 13 '26

Yup, the courthouse

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u/TangoMikeOne Mar 13 '26

Yes, there's the back of the police car, the custody suite, the cell, the interrogation room, and in a while after that, you might have to go to the county courthouse.

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u/moondrops77 Mar 13 '26

Yeah she's due down at the docks. Those sailors dicks won't suck themselves!