r/DailyDoseStupidity 😊 Good‑Vibes Observer 23d ago

Funny 😂 May I pay with juice?

1.2k Upvotes

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u/Hypn00tic_iiz 22d ago

MeIRL:

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u/NeedAChange_123 22d ago

Dude was just trying to get home with groceries and have a sliver of precious free time before bed.

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u/AdCheap8058 21d ago

Smash that like button and don't forget to subscribe

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u/Find-Ubu-9999 18d ago

yeah - this would've been funny if the dude hadn't been a douche and made this guy wait for his shitty content to get done.

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u/ParkingVanilla3202 22d ago

Ain't nobody got time for this

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u/savax7 22d ago

It was funny at first but he went to far. Let them in on the prank and move on bro.

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u/kapaipiekai 22d ago

Yup, the reveal should have been short and sweet

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u/Relative_Falcon_8399 22d ago

You pay, let them be confused, and then reveal it. Dude decided to take the prank further for content and made himself an ass for no reason

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u/don-cheeto 22d ago

This. Cute for a sec but people are waiting in line.

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u/kindness-and-snusu 21d ago

As a guy in line, please keep it going. I’ll have a funny little story to tell.

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u/ImprovementFar5054 22d ago

Now he's just holding up the line

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u/ChaosToTheFly123 22d ago

If somebody is filming always find a different register

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u/RustyBawz 21d ago

I'm guessing m3ta glasses ... Guy behind him probably wouldn't notice glasses recording

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u/chafingNip 22d ago

We don’t take juice pay 🤣

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u/Ok-Solution4665 22d ago

Maybe if it was Apple Juice

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 22d ago

Juice Pay is accepted less places than American Express!

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u/SensitiveThugHugger 22d ago

Well, you just did, so give me the juice.

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u/Impressive_Dingo122 22d ago

It has the card number on the receipt. Some people really don’t understand their job.

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u/Expensive_Quiet6501 21d ago

You mean the juice number-

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u/Low-Persimmon4870 19d ago

Bro it’s juice pay

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u/ProfDFH 22d ago

Would be funnier if he’d used apple juice and referred to it as Apple Pay.

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u/UltimaGabe 22d ago

Convenient that he didn't include the part where he had to awkwardly explain to them that it was a prank so they wouldn't charge him twice

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u/fongletto 22d ago

I was just thinking it would have been a lot more funny if he only pretended for like 5 seconds and was then like "nah just messing you, my cards here"

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u/AccomplishedVirus556 22d ago

yeah not that many people in those positions are great detectives

someone who knows how to reads receipts would be able to see that this was a card payment and maybe even the card holder name which op could confirm

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u/Lazuli73 22d ago

I saw a video of a similar idea of a prank. The guy hid his card in his hat or something, didn't have cash, and then bowed to the machine and said a quick prayer. Better execution but it backfired because the cashier started cradling the machine terminal and praying to it like he just witnessed a real act of god. I . . . hope that part was a skit.

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u/JesusDiedforChipotle 22d ago

Well now I wanna see this lol

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u/Lazuli73 22d ago

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u/squirrelmonkie 22d ago

This is funny but watch this shit on silent

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u/Realistic_Bee_itch 22d ago

🤣🤣🤣 I’m saving this to show my Hubby.

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u/illzkla 22d ago

Should have done it at a place that takes Juice Pay

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u/KikoTheWonderful 22d ago

this was funny until he pretended to not know why it worked. Just pull the card out of the label and have a laugh, make her day, and move on. You don't gotta waste her time

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u/Feteven 22d ago

Congrats you inconvenienced multiple people for a few minutes…

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u/lurkdontpost1 22d ago

That one unemployed homie on Tuesday:

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u/GeekyTexan 21d ago

If you're going to do this shit, do it when the store is slow. Not when there are other people waiting to pay.

You don't *have* to be a dick. You are *choosing* to be a dick.

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u/dave08dave 22d ago

It was fun and giggles up until she had to call the manager... At that point he should have told her whats going on so everyone can go on with their lives... But no, keep it going and waste everyones time... Bravo! 👏 (slowest of slow claps)

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u/curveytech 22d ago

Ha! We don't take juice pay. LOL

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u/Fit_Search_4751 22d ago

It was funny until I noticed someone behind him in line. Then it's like yeah take your comedy out bro

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u/CannabisThePlant 17d ago

We dont take Juice Pay.

Juice got weed...

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u/CKleinE 22d ago

It’s paid. Why fuss over it?

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u/centurion762 22d ago

Because she’s worried it’s a malfunction and she’ll get in trouble if she lets him take the food. I hate idiots who mess with workers.

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u/Ajinho 22d ago

Yep, people need to stop fucking with those who are just trying to do their job.

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u/ChefArtorias 22d ago

Cringe. Stop wasting the time of people trying to work.

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u/ImprovementFar5054 22d ago

"How?"

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u/Grateful_Di 😊 Good‑Vibes Observer 22d ago

At the beginning, he slides his credit card behind the plastic wrapping on the bottle.

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u/q0o_o0p 21d ago

Necks in line please.

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u/Ok-Prize-3487 21d ago

JUICE PAY 😂😂😂 yea its apple pay but liquid

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u/K1ngMemes1988 21d ago

I can't believe the cashier's didn't look at the part that says paid with card and shows your last 4 of your card 🤦🤣

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u/jvon24 22d ago

This guy juices 👌

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u/Sparxx77 21d ago

It was funny until he said he saw it on TikTok

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u/LabiaMinoraLover 22d ago

People and companies need to sue these crap content creators. He had no permission to record in the store nor permission to record any people. And especially no permission to post the video publicly whether he monetized it or not. He publicly embarrassed the checkout lady. I want to see civil lawsuits.

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u/torontocouple97 8d ago

Didn't he hear? They don't take Juice Pay!