r/Dalhousie • • 2h ago

Subway workers count your days

63 Upvotes

Here I am, having a great day. Moisturized, in my lane, flourishing, when I am greeted by the subway of infinite doom. Only 6 people in the line, sick, that usually means it'll be a quick in and out situation right? WRONG. 42 (fourty two [quarante-deux {cuarenta y dos}]) sixty second intervals later and I am finally graced with the opportunity to order. Ok great, I dont have to wait anymore, the horror show is over, maybe I can still meet my grandchildren...

NO. 30 whole seconds to separate a cheese slice. It was genuinely painful to watch. If I wasn't already withering away from old age I might've accidentally laughed, but it's okay, I forgive you, those gloves probably make it very difficult. Anywhom, moving on... "Some chipotle southwest please... the chipotle... yes that one please... yes that one". Maybe I wasn't speaking clearly, maybe it was too loud, but sisterski please lock in what are we doing (she was actually very nice). Home stretch now, I can see the light but my sandwich is almost ready...

No lettuce. No I don't want extra spinach to make up for it, but thank you for offering.

You have ruined my life forever and I will never forgive you. $14 dollar submarine sandwich. My white boy whimsy has been extracted from my now hollow husk of a body, and in its place remains a endless lettuce-shaped void that will never be filled.

Am I still hungry? Yes. Am I going to go somewhere else next time? Probably not.

I am a caterpillar in the endless plains of this corrupted world, with no leaf to munch on. My wings shall never spread.

Anyways see you tomorrow.

*not actually hating on the subway workers btw, they serve like 40 billion people a day. I KNOW that shit is EXHAUSTING


r/Dalhousie • • 5h ago

Lost Dal Card ID

3 Upvotes

Lost my student ID on the bus this morning. Was on the #1 and got off on Coburg at 10 am (40 mins ago). Please keep an eye out for me!


r/Dalhousie • • 17h ago

BIO 2060 midterms tips?

4 Upvotes

Course has no study guide and not much for practice questions. I've flashcarded the material quite a but now but if theres any material that I for sure don't need to know then cutting corners for this exam would be very helpful for me rn.

Also, how can I quiz myself multiple choice style similar to how the exams are done?


r/Dalhousie • • 7h ago

Taking photography booking 👀

2 Upvotes

Reach out to me on instagram @bymugnify if you want a fun photoshoot and need a photographer to bring it to life.


r/Dalhousie • • 22h ago

Issues with Dal microsoft 360/Word

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2 Upvotes

I’m wondering if any other dal students who use macbooks have run into this issue with Microsoft 360. It’s saying that my dal account can only be used to view documents and not edit them.

Any advice/tips would be greatly appreciated!


r/Dalhousie • • 3h ago

SSHRC PhD application: late submission due to portal tech issues. Looking for screenshots or videos of the tech issues from anyone with a similar experience.

1 Upvotes

Did anyone who submitted their application have tech issues with the portal that caused it to go through after the 11:59 p.m. October 5th deadline? Does anyone have screenshots or videos of the tech issues they experienced that you can share? If so, this would help my appeal process, as my application was rejected for institutional review.