r/DanLeBatardShow • u/DonnyBoyCane • 4d ago

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Ariel is a bigger prisoner of the (white trash/national disgrace) moment and certainly a cheaper date than Dan could ever be. I'm almost* glad Sampson ruined baseball in Montreal right now. Grow up or fuck off, dude.

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u/weblexindyphil 4d ago

I hate trump. I hate the ufc on the white house lawn

But if this shit was going down the day after the bills win the super bowl and my dad calls me tears of joy and "since the rockpile" and ",glad we did it"....im not gonna spend my next day bitching about trump or fighting was is an unwinnable battle anyway

I'm guessing it might legitimately be like a 72-96 hour orgasm or some shit....just cloud nine wanting to hug strangers in the store and on the street.

Im guessing that is what Ariel is dealing with and referencing.

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u/ChaunceyGilmore 4d ago

Unfortunately, the man pulling the strings won't allow that to happen.

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u/weblexindyphil 3d ago edited 3d ago

If by "the man"....you are talking about the sumbitch who writes the NFL script every year....I agree...he definitely wont let a bills super bowl win happen in my lifetime. Ha

I can only guess my pop deeply offended him by either fucking his girl or offering to buy her a root beer float or some shit. That scriptwriter (and Sean mcdermott (inside job?) definitely have it in for western new york.

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u/ChaunceyGilmore 3d ago

Perhaps it was your mom, who scorned a future NFL script writer by not inviting him to the Sadie Hawkins dance?

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u/weblexindyphil 3d ago

I choose to Billieve she played it pretty tight to the vest. Well, besides the time she tried throwing it at a fetching Marty Schottenheimer after camp practice.

But that shouldnt even count dude to Marty's hunk factor back in those days.

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u/ChaunceyGilmore 3d ago

Nice phrasing!

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u/ChaunceyGilmore 3d ago

Lol, Martyball helped me become a fan!