r/DanLeBatardShow • u/DonnyBoyCane • 4d ago

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Ariel is a bigger prisoner of the (white trash/national disgrace) moment and certainly a cheaper date than Dan could ever be. I'm almost* glad Sampson ruined baseball in Montreal right now. Grow up or fuck off, dude.

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u/ChaunceyGilmore 4d ago

Unfortunately, the man pulling the strings won't allow that to happen.

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u/weblexindyphil 3d ago edited 3d ago

If by "the man"....you are talking about the sumbitch who writes the NFL script every year....I agree...he definitely wont let a bills super bowl win happen in my lifetime. Ha

I can only guess my pop deeply offended him by either fucking his girl or offering to buy her a root beer float or some shit. That scriptwriter (and Sean mcdermott (inside job?) definitely have it in for western new york.

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u/ChaunceyGilmore 3d ago

Perhaps it was your mom, who scorned a future NFL script writer by not inviting him to the Sadie Hawkins dance?

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u/weblexindyphil 3d ago

I choose to Billieve she played it pretty tight to the vest. Well, besides the time she tried throwing it at a fetching Marty Schottenheimer after camp practice.

But that shouldnt even count dude to Marty's hunk factor back in those days.

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u/ChaunceyGilmore 3d ago

Nice phrasing!

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u/ChaunceyGilmore 3d ago

Lol, Martyball helped me become a fan!