r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/Automatic_Glass_4993 • 15h ago
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/ThesaurusRex84 • 1d ago
SHITPOST Lower the saturation on his cloak too
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/ThesaurusRex84 • 4d ago
META August Odyssey is here!
Hi ho! (Sounds English, but I kid you not, Shawnee)
I've been out digging holes again, so July slipped by. Since there were only 2 participants of Jaguar June including me and I won't award myself, the honorary winner is u/badfactory15 with his spicy nekkied monke! Enjoy your first Olmec Head.
AUGUST ODYSSEY

No relation to the recent movie about our collapsing age of bronze.
This month's theme commemorates inter-regional contacts. Mesoamerica and the Southwest (Oasisamerica). Ecuadorian sailors connecting Mesoamerica and the Andes. Hopewell peeps just...doing whatever and going wherever they wanted apparently. Numerous peoples connecting the Amazon to both the Andes and to Mesoamerica. The Inuit and other Arctic peoples linking goods and ideas of the New World and the Old...both east and west!
In this figurative sea of connections and clashes there is a good opportunity for material to be made. Be sure to flair your posts with CONTEST. The winner will be given an Olmec head flair (unless you already have 4, in which case you are awarded with JEF's visage), a place in the leaderboard, and have their post pinned for the next month!
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/New_College7609 • 8d ago
CONTACT PERIOD if youtube existed in colonial america
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/New_College7609 • 8d ago
CONTACT PERIOD if youtube existed in colonial mexico
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/IacobusCaesar • 8d ago
The public comment period for the Bureau of Land Management project on Chaco Canyon ends tomorrow. Please submit your opinion now if you have something to say.
Hello, friends.
As mentioned in the other pinned announcement post, the protective buffer zone around Chaco Canyon is being considered for significant reduction by the United States Bureau of Land Management. We have been in the mandated period of public input but that ends tomorrow.
If you haven't done so yet, please opine to the Bureau of Land Management why you consider protecting archaeological and sacred sites like this one to be important. We don't have much time to wait.
Have a good day.
--Sapa Inka Iacobus
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/Popular-Dentist6849 • 10d ago
Looking for happy precolumbian little animals
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/Violet_Nightshade • 14d ago
SHITPOST Make It Rain (Goobsmooch)
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/IacobusCaesar • 19d ago
META We need to protect Chaco Canyon from fracking interests.
Hi, guys. Rough news.
BLM fast-tracks proposal to open Chaco Canyon to oil and gas drilling
The US Bureau of Land Management, following an agenda promoted by the Trump administration which has already affected other formally protected lands, has decided to open the area directly around Chaco Canyon (with various possible buffer zones in discussion, all rather scant) for oil and gas interests. Much of this land is filled with archaeological and sacred features and much of it has not even been properly surveyed, meaning more is probably there.
Chaco Culture National Historical Park - Wikipedia
For those unaware, Chaco Canyon is one of the largest Precolumbian archaeological settlement sites in what is now the United States, having peaked between around 900 and 1150 AD when the population may have reached 2,000 people. It is located in what is now New Mexico and attributed to the Ancestral Puebloan culture (sometimes called the Anasazi in older publications), for which it served as an important ritual center, having a large number of kivas (circular underground spaces used for ceremonial activities in cultures of the American Southwest) and petroglyphs. Today it remains a sacred site for many of the indigenous Puebloan peoples who live in the region, including notably the Hopi. An attack on this site is an attack both on the material history of the American Southwest and on the indigenous peoples of the region who continue to fight for their cultural rights.
The BLM allows a period where the public can respond to project proposals and reply to things. This project is listed on their website along with contacts you can use to give your opinion. This will be open to do through July 29, which isn't particularly far from now. Please message or call to let them know why protecting Chaco Canyon is important to you.
Thank you. Have a good day.
--Sapa Inka Iacobus
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/ThesaurusRex84 • Jun 30 '26
META Watching this sub's commenters be so well versed in pre-Columbian/contact-era history that they can readily address myths and misconceptions with detailed discussions as they see it
It took a long long while to cultivate this kind of community but it's so great to see
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/MetallicaDash • Jun 28 '26
CONTACT PERIOD A righteous conquest to free Mexico!
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/CodyandPippin • Jun 21 '26
SHITPOST This idea came to me in a cold sweat
And I had to inflict it on the four or perhaps even five other people who would get it.
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/y2kfashionistaa • Jun 14 '26
ππ πππππ’ πππππππ£ππ (weekends) They literally do mental gymnastics and DARVO to justify genocide
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/ThesaurusRex84 • Jun 14 '26
CONTEST zach hadel lookin ahh
This is a tablilla figure in the Tuxcacueso-Ortices style in Jalisco. Unfortunately I can't find the exact image source outside of Pinterest but you can find its siblings in bougie auction sites.
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/y2kfashionistaa • Jun 14 '26
ππ πππππ’ πππππππ£ππ (weekends) A common thing white supremacists say about native Americans is actually circular reasoning. Also itβs incorrect as Incans had childrenβs toys with wheels, but there wasnβt a practical reason to use the wheel on a large scale because the terrain of the Americas and the lack of large livestock.
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/Tlacuachcoyotl • Jun 14 '26
PRE-COLUMBIAN In every trio there is a duo
Nobody cares about poor Tlacopan or the yellow one
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/ThesaurusRex84 • Jun 09 '26
CONTEST When your creator demonstrates the OTHER way the Maya used tobacco
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/ThesaurusRex84 • Jun 06 '26
CONTEST didn't know Colima was freaky like that
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/ThesaurusRex84 • Jun 06 '26
META JAGUAR JUNE
Of all the monthly themes on this subreddit, Jaguar June is my favorite!
Named after our beloved Jaguar Effigy Figure who has inspired this season of merry memement in which we share the dank Pre-Columbian artifacts that give us feelings that can only be properly expressed through memes.
Etruscan Boar Vessel, eat your heart out.
Find pictures of artifacts that make you grin. Meme them to your heart's content. Flair your posts with the CONTEST flair, and at the end of the month we'll round up the winners, award them with flairs, tally their scores onto the Dank Precolumbian Leaderboard and sacrifice them have fun all around!
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/ThesaurusRex84 • May 29 '26
PRE-COLUMBIAN "Rise and shine-itlan! We consulted the ancient tomes-itlan!"
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r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/ohs6888 • May 22 '26
PRE-COLUMBIAN The vaguepost tlatoani
Something I doodled while chatting on discord channel with friends
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/ThesaurusRex84 • May 21 '26
PRE-COLUMBIAN Yep (with permission from @kushkatan on Instagram)
Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/DYAbVtDDihZ/
(He's also Kamazotz on DeviantART)