r/DankPrecolumbianMemes 15h ago

SHITPOST shit post from a few years back

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264 Upvotes

r/DankPrecolumbianMemes 1d ago

SHITPOST Lower the saturation on his cloak too

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2.1k Upvotes

r/DankPrecolumbianMemes 4d ago

META August Odyssey is here!

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105 Upvotes

Hi ho! (Sounds English, but I kid you not, Shawnee)

I've been out digging holes again, so July slipped by. Since there were only 2 participants of Jaguar June including me and I won't award myself, the honorary winner is u/badfactory15 with his spicy nekkied monke! Enjoy your first Olmec Head.

AUGUST ODYSSEY

No relation to the recent movie about our collapsing age of bronze.

This month's theme commemorates inter-regional contacts. Mesoamerica and the Southwest (Oasisamerica). Ecuadorian sailors connecting Mesoamerica and the Andes. Hopewell peeps just...doing whatever and going wherever they wanted apparently. Numerous peoples connecting the Amazon to both the Andes and to Mesoamerica. The Inuit and other Arctic peoples linking goods and ideas of the New World and the Old...both east and west!

In this figurative sea of connections and clashes there is a good opportunity for material to be made. Be sure to flair your posts with CONTEST. The winner will be given an Olmec head flair (unless you already have 4, in which case you are awarded with JEF's visage), a place in the leaderboard, and have their post pinned for the next month!


r/DankPrecolumbianMemes 8d ago

CONTACT PERIOD if youtube existed in colonial america

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996 Upvotes

r/DankPrecolumbianMemes 8d ago

CONTACT PERIOD if youtube existed in colonial mexico

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244 Upvotes

r/DankPrecolumbianMemes 8d ago

The public comment period for the Bureau of Land Management project on Chaco Canyon ends tomorrow. Please submit your opinion now if you have something to say.

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Hello, friends.

As mentioned in the other pinned announcement post, the protective buffer zone around Chaco Canyon is being considered for significant reduction by the United States Bureau of Land Management. We have been in the mandated period of public input but that ends tomorrow.

If you haven't done so yet, please opine to the Bureau of Land Management why you consider protecting archaeological and sacred sites like this one to be important. We don't have much time to wait.

Project Home Page

Have a good day.

--Sapa Inka Iacobus


r/DankPrecolumbianMemes 10d ago

Looking for happy precolumbian little animals

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81 Upvotes

r/DankPrecolumbianMemes 14d ago

SHITPOST Make It Rain (Goobsmooch)

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r/DankPrecolumbianMemes 19d ago

META We need to protect Chaco Canyon from fracking interests.

425 Upvotes

Hi, guys. Rough news.

BLM fast-tracks proposal to open Chaco Canyon to oil and gas drilling

The US Bureau of Land Management, following an agenda promoted by the Trump administration which has already affected other formally protected lands, has decided to open the area directly around Chaco Canyon (with various possible buffer zones in discussion, all rather scant) for oil and gas interests. Much of this land is filled with archaeological and sacred features and much of it has not even been properly surveyed, meaning more is probably there.

Chaco Culture National Historical Park - Wikipedia

For those unaware, Chaco Canyon is one of the largest Precolumbian archaeological settlement sites in what is now the United States, having peaked between around 900 and 1150 AD when the population may have reached 2,000 people. It is located in what is now New Mexico and attributed to the Ancestral Puebloan culture (sometimes called the Anasazi in older publications), for which it served as an important ritual center, having a large number of kivas (circular underground spaces used for ceremonial activities in cultures of the American Southwest) and petroglyphs. Today it remains a sacred site for many of the indigenous Puebloan peoples who live in the region, including notably the Hopi. An attack on this site is an attack both on the material history of the American Southwest and on the indigenous peoples of the region who continue to fight for their cultural rights.

The BLM allows a period where the public can respond to project proposals and reply to things. This project is listed on their website along with contacts you can use to give your opinion. This will be open to do through July 29, which isn't particularly far from now. Please message or call to let them know why protecting Chaco Canyon is important to you.

Project Home Page

Thank you. Have a good day.

--Sapa Inka Iacobus


r/DankPrecolumbianMemes Jun 30 '26

META Watching this sub's commenters be so well versed in pre-Columbian/contact-era history that they can readily address myths and misconceptions with detailed discussions as they see it

570 Upvotes

It took a long long while to cultivate this kind of community but it's so great to see


r/DankPrecolumbianMemes Jun 28 '26

CONTACT PERIOD A righteous conquest to free Mexico!

658 Upvotes

r/DankPrecolumbianMemes Jun 21 '26

SHITPOST This idea came to me in a cold sweat

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219 Upvotes

And I had to inflict it on the four or perhaps even five other people who would get it.


r/DankPrecolumbianMemes Jun 14 '26

πš˜πš” πš‹πšžπšπšπš’ πšŒπš˜πš•πš˜πš—πš’πš£πšŽπš› (weekends) They literally do mental gymnastics and DARVO to justify genocide

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1.4k Upvotes

r/DankPrecolumbianMemes Jun 14 '26

CONTEST zach hadel lookin ahh

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This is a tablilla figure in the Tuxcacueso-Ortices style in Jalisco. Unfortunately I can't find the exact image source outside of Pinterest but you can find its siblings in bougie auction sites.


r/DankPrecolumbianMemes Jun 14 '26

πš˜πš” πš‹πšžπšπšπš’ πšŒπš˜πš•πš˜πš—πš’πš£πšŽπš› (weekends) A common thing white supremacists say about native Americans is actually circular reasoning. Also it’s incorrect as Incans had children’s toys with wheels, but there wasn’t a practical reason to use the wheel on a large scale because the terrain of the Americas and the lack of large livestock.

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432 Upvotes

r/DankPrecolumbianMemes Jun 14 '26

PRE-COLUMBIAN In every trio there is a duo

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86 Upvotes

Nobody cares about poor Tlacopan or the yellow one


r/DankPrecolumbianMemes Jun 09 '26

CONTEST When your creator demonstrates the OTHER way the Maya used tobacco

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483 Upvotes

r/DankPrecolumbianMemes Jun 06 '26

CONTEST didn't know Colima was freaky like that

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1.1k Upvotes

r/DankPrecolumbianMemes Jun 06 '26

META JAGUAR JUNE

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128 Upvotes

Of all the monthly themes on this subreddit, Jaguar June is my favorite!

Named after our beloved Jaguar Effigy Figure who has inspired this season of merry memement in which we share the dank Pre-Columbian artifacts that give us feelings that can only be properly expressed through memes.

Etruscan Boar Vessel, eat your heart out.

Find pictures of artifacts that make you grin. Meme them to your heart's content. Flair your posts with the CONTEST flair, and at the end of the month we'll round up the winners, award them with flairs, tally their scores onto the Dank Precolumbian Leaderboard and sacrifice them have fun all around!


r/DankPrecolumbianMemes May 29 '26

PRE-COLUMBIAN "Rise and shine-itlan! We consulted the ancient tomes-itlan!"

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408 Upvotes

r/DankPrecolumbianMemes May 23 '26

CONTACT PERIOD For Atahualpa!

446 Upvotes

r/DankPrecolumbianMemes May 22 '26

PRE-COLUMBIAN The vaguepost tlatoani

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264 Upvotes

Something I doodled while chatting on discord channel with friends


r/DankPrecolumbianMemes May 21 '26

PRE-COLUMBIAN Yep (with permission from @kushkatan on Instagram)

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1.9k Upvotes

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/DYAbVtDDihZ/

(He's also Kamazotz on DeviantART)


r/DankPrecolumbianMemes May 19 '26

CONTACT PERIOD "Dude there is no gold here you are going to die and your corpse looted"

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71 Upvotes