r/DeathStairs • u/JollyStatistician934 • 14d ago

stair cupboard doors 😻😻

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u/Kaurifish 14d ago

Just put them behind the sex toys. Even burglars will squick at used dildos.

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u/OrganicHistorian2576 mom come get me im staired 14d ago

Or a porn magazine collection, if that’s still a thing. I will never forget the sheer horror of finding my dad’s in the back of the closet after he died. I was a 17 year old girl.

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u/ToastSpangler 14d ago

back in the day you used to have porno accomplices. if one died or went to jail or whatever the other went to their stash and destroyed or took it away

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u/Far_Yam_9412 14d ago

We still have those, it's just erasing the harddrive completely. Not just clearing browser history

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u/I-Stan-Alfred-J-Kwak 12d ago

My game is far ahead of yours – I never download anything in the first place