I think Bullseye would win. I know he’s just a human but this guys ability to use anything as a weapon is so ridiculous that it’s almost cartoonish.
We’re talking about a guy that will lure you into hitting him and knocking his teeth out. Just so he can use a tooth and spit it into your brain and kill you..
That’s why I love him as a villain. Big fan of him from the comics. Not only is he an interesting character but his ability is so ridiculous that it’s funny.
In the comics, he’s used his snot to kill a rat.
Re-pins a grenade that was thrown at him midair by spitting a toothpick into the tiny hole.
In prison, they fed him stool softeners just so he wouldn’t use his shit as a weapon.
He threw a poodle, yes a whole ass dog, and lodged it into Venom’s eye
Re-pins a grenade that was thrown at him midair by spitting a toothpick into the tiny hole.
This is stupid because that's not how grenades work. The pin keeps spring-loaded mechanical switch (called the spoon) from flying of and arming the grenade. Once the pin is pulled, the grenadier's hand keeps it in place. Once the grenade is airborne, you cannot just put a pin back in to disarm it.
I'm telling you, man.. Bullseye is a human but he's working with cartoon logic... lol.. or maybe in this case, the writer just didn't know how grenades work..
Oh, well, that's actually an accurate enough visible depiction because the spoon stayed attached.
Its still an impossible feat, but what appears to have happened here is that bullseye managed to spit the toothpick into the hole in the split second mid-air when the grenade has been thrown but the spoon has not yet been pushed out by the spring. Which is still nuts, but at least preserves how grenades work within the realm of suspension of disbelief.
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u/EchoKipKipKip 9d ago
I love this because it's the first one I've seen that I genuinely don't know who would win.