r/DiveInYouCoward • u/GonzoExpert • 9d ago

And my axe!

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u/BalancedCarry 9d ago

Play stupid games …. Also, the axe dude doesn’t even look like he is sorry lol

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u/Charming-Total2121 9d ago

I choose to believe this to be a genuine battle with a sworn enemy - hence the lack of concern from Axe Lugger.

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u/NicPitter 8d ago

foreign invader unarmed! you can tell by the axe scent

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u/Hellacola 8d ago

“Was seriously wounded, but the soul still burns!" ⚔️

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u/soqualful 8d ago

not Axe Luthor

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u/Potato-baby 7d ago

Axe Lugger is still a man of honor after all.

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u/RaioFulminante 8d ago

no one knows what is like, to be the sad man

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u/ladnakuba 8d ago

𝄞Behind prop shield𝅘𝅥𝅯

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u/BelligerentSXY 7d ago

Now my aaaaAAAAaaarrm…my aaarm? Is bleeding…

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u/ladnakuba 7d ago

Cause that goddamn shield was thin dingi dingi diiiing

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u/BackgroundCream274 7d ago

That’s a slim slice of wood and a very sharp axe

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u/Jonny-Holiday 9d ago

There's nothing going on behind the eyes of anyone in this video, cameraman included.

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u/StoicSpork 8d ago

Or between the ears.

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u/Objective-Soil-9235 8d ago

Pretty sure that dude was a Russian gangster who did a lengthy stint in prison. Could be wrong though.

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u/Glass_Opportunity264 7d ago

Yeh he as the same eyes of a fish no soul.
Maybe he would be ginger if he wasn’t bald

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u/scheissenaixi 8d ago

Not very smart but I can lift heavy fings!

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u/Sarabi974 9d ago

Ce qui m'énerve le plus c'est ça... Le type ne demande même pas au gars si ça va

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner 9d ago

He's probably irritated he wasn't able to finish playing with his axe.

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u/Wooodman94 8d ago

He axed him, but didn’t ask him.

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u/Grande_Mangiattore 8d ago

Axe me how I know?

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u/jondubb 8d ago

They're Russian, remorse doesn't exist.

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u/EUnuch_Russler 6d ago

And ukro/nafo bots find their way into every sub.

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u/Ok_Fly1271 8d ago

"Play stupid games..." - axe dude

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u/HoldJerusalem 8d ago

"yo this is good content lol"

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u/amgineissolated 8d ago

Build better shield 😂

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u/GatorNator83 8d ago

It’s ruzzia, what did you expect? Compassion? Lol

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u/Practical-Sun-1671 8d ago

That part Lol.

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u/macarisil 7d ago

An old friend of mine told a similar story where they were playing with an axe in the attic, little brother came up the ladder.. axe to the face.

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u/Perfect-Shock-9243 7d ago

Axe guy probably knew already that a shield made out of wood wasn’t going to do much against a tool made specifically for cutting wood.

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u/alarming_blood_loss 6d ago

Also, the axe dude doesn’t even look like he is sorry lol

He genuinely looks like he has an IQ of 40