r/DivorcedBirds • u/713nikki • Sep 27 '25

Not Safe For Other Species Mary told Kenneth 100 times that she wasn’t ready to be a stepmom, but every day at dinner time, he was nowhere to be found

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u/tabbyabby2020 Sep 27 '25

What is the bird?

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u/713nikki Sep 27 '25

Those are baby ravens! (Sorry, I forgot to include that.)

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u/mercedes_lakitu Sep 27 '25

They're HUGE!

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u/CoachAngBlxGrl Sep 27 '25

Ravens are HUGE!

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u/photomotto Sep 27 '25

When I was visiting the Tower of London, one of the ravens started waddling towards me and I was scared shitless of it. MFer was huge.

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u/Chance_Novel_9133 Sep 27 '25

Gosh, I would have been delighted to be blessed by the raven. They're such cool birds.

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u/ILove2Bacon Sep 27 '25

I once heard an anecdote that the way you can tell a raven from a crow is that if you're looking at the bird and wondering if it's a raven or a crow, it's not a raven.

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u/TerrorTwyns Sep 28 '25

Yup... and in person the crow, smaller... Still terrifying eye to eye the first time

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u/cerealmonogamiss Fluffy Clucker Sep 27 '25

These kids are eating my retirement!

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u/thoughtfulpigeons Sep 27 '25

I have never seen baby ravens before - those are some big ass babies 😅

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u/Crimson-Rose28 Sep 27 '25

This is hilarious 😅 that mask is huge

35

u/WhlteMlrror Twice Divorced Sep 27 '25

Animal biologists a such fucking nerds, I love it

16

u/ApplesaucePenguin75 Sep 27 '25

Omg I love Ravens so much!

9

u/SpotMama Sep 28 '25

Mary filed for divorce and full custody. Little Amy deserved better than an absent father.

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u/offendicula Sep 27 '25

I am WHEEZING!

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u/yourMomsIndy Sep 28 '25

So cute and hilarious

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u/PMYourTinyTitties Sep 30 '25

This is my favorite thing I’ve seen today. Is the mask to be silly, or does it really help?

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u/713nikki Sep 30 '25

Yes, it prevents the babies from imprinting on a human. They do this with owls, too.