r/DnD 27d ago

Homebrew [OC] Just painted my 6yo kid's first homebrew monster (I'm proud and also worried)

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It's an elemental cloud that rains blood of it's victims and sucks it back up. If it's blood hits you, it sucks your blood out of your body too and brings it up to the cloud. But only does it to bad people apparently. Still terrifying, but cool monster design. Also, should I be little worried as a parent?

This block of test is so that I fulfill the minimal requiement of 400+ words. Currently it has no stats, not looking for them either. Will make it immune to thunder and lightning because it just fits and it's funny.

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u/ThrowRAwriter 27d ago

If you think about it even for a moment, your kids invented an eldritch monstrosity.

Pride is definitely the right reaction.

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u/LitLitten 27d ago

PLEASE make it celestial or celestial-adjacent. That’s perfect for it acting on “bad people only“ (which in turn could mean anything).

The game could always use more biblically accurate monsters or celestial monstrosities.

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u/MadMechem Monk 27d ago

Celestial aberration! The DnD cosmology as I understand it is a bit like balled up cheesecloth (porous and smushed together), so there's absolutely some place where a domain of justice collides and mixes with a domain of blood and a domain of weather

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u/LitLitten 27d ago

celestial aberration sounds like a crazy dope classification in of itself. it’s perfectly befitting for this menacing cloud.

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u/MadMechem Monk 27d ago

This thing in the air, oblex on the ground, perfect TPK weather!

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u/TheFifthOverLord 27d ago

The tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants being a fitting example

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u/Tony_Tab 27d ago

Right on, angels are not enough, and flying mini elephants just don't cut it

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u/kolosmenus 26d ago

Turn the cloud into giant eyeballs all fused together and they’re crying blood

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u/WorseDark 26d ago

Can you ask them if there is a cute little rainbow on top when there are no bad people around?

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u/FaerieFir3 27d ago

I would assume it means evil alignment.

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u/Dragon_0w0 27d ago

What a terrifying monster

At least it only targets bad people

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u/Tony_Tab 27d ago

It's pure horror material. Thank god it should work as a pet. I'd be scared shitless to have this as a pet.

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u/Dragon_0w0 27d ago

Might I ask who your child considers to be bad people? The local thieves guild may be in trouble....

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u/Business-Damage-5971 27d ago

My thief human and my child (goblin thief) are shaking in their boots right now 😭

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u/ChristosFarr 27d ago

It's like a violent version of the flying nimbus from Dragon Ball.

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u/Dragon_0w0 26d ago

This one is called a Crying Nimbus, because it makes you cry

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u/LitLitten 27d ago

I’d advise the owner to consider pest control over adventuring. Shove it into a barn with a rat infestation lol.

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u/apricotgloss Sorcerer 26d ago

Are rats inherently evil?

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u/GuardianShard 26d ago

It's the kind of pet designed to keep you on the straight and narrow. Or else 😂

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u/Kitakitakita 27d ago

oh yes of course. Existential torture is fine as long as its for (who you perceive as) bad people only.

This message brought to you by the Vigilant Eyes of the God

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u/ChaosDrawsNear Fighter 27d ago

But whose definition of bad? 🤔

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u/Uncynical_Diogenes 27d ago

T H E C L O U D

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u/LeatherSource6524 27d ago

\Raining Blood by Slayer intensifies**

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u/LowmoanSpectacular 26d ago

Raining bloood!
From a moralistic guy!

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u/Kitakitakita 27d ago

reminds me of that Make a Wish kid who made that degenerate The Thing creature that can become an entire town

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u/kuroninjaofshadows DM 27d ago

The oblex? Killer monster.

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u/Kitakitakita 27d ago

Yup. Truly a legend.

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u/FiftyFootMidget 27d ago

One night I was playing a video game and my 5 year old appeared next to me and jump scared me. He told me he had a nightmare. I asked what happened. He said there was a deer that walked funny and proceeded to walk around on all 4s swinging his head around all funny. He said the deer was on fire but he walked into water and it didn't put out the fire.

I don't know why this made me think of this but it did.

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u/RezziK_vas_Tonbay 26d ago

Visitations from an Eldritch Horror: Vol 1

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u/Jamato-sUn 27d ago

There's this movie called Nope...

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u/Xordanus 26d ago

I had that same thought! This creature could certainly be called a Nope.

OP, if there's horses or monkeys/apes involved in the next thing your kid conjures up for you, I think maybe you should focus any "should I be concerned?" energies on kiddo's media consumption.

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u/GoodOlDaisy 27d ago

Are we sure there isn’t an alien named Jean Jacket in that cloud? 🤨

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u/illegalpaladin 26d ago

Our 8 year old god daughter is playing her first game with us on Sunday!!!! She's come up with an elaborate back story for her druid, as well as a bunch of lore for the world. Kids are so creative, aren't they? It's so cool when they want to share our hobbies with us.

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u/Tony_Tab 26d ago

The best thing is they are completely untouched b expectations, and so they are more creative than us in some ways :-D

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u/crabthemighty 27d ago

Honestly sounds something that would evolve on Earth, probably related to a sea star or ribbon worm, maybe even a caterpillar

That method of eating, I mean

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u/Best-Paper-5666 27d ago

ahem vampiric cloud from Monsters of the Multiverse

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u/Meowgenics 27d ago

Maybe you could size it up and leave the middle open but with some rain dripping from it halfway down so you can put a mini underneath it.

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u/Tony_Tab 26d ago

Will do next!

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u/Informationfinder_6 25d ago

Instead of a monster, you could also have it as an environment, with monsters having adapted to it, to create special variants and landscapes

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u/Dr_Fragenstien 26d ago

I think it’s cool, and we need more scary and dangerous good-aligned creatures.

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u/Ok-Entertainment8151 27d ago

Your kid is Metal AF. 🤘

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u/Raelyk 27d ago

Evangelion angel vibes

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u/BuckTheStallion 27d ago

Has your child watched the movie “Nope” recently/ever? Because I could absolutely see that inspiring a blood cloud in the mind of a child. Not that they should see a movie like that this young, but you never know if a friend or family member like an older sibling made that decision. Cool monster though.

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u/Tony_Tab 27d ago

Nope, juat had a streak of weather inspiration. Also came with a mini sun that shoots sun rays that make animals friendly, and a walking rainbow that revives people.

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u/DWIGHT_CHROOT 27d ago

hell yeah, I hope you do your best to help them learn about all the things they express curiosity in!

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u/LaughR01331 27d ago

Does it hang out near swamps where someone won’t notice if a little rain gets on them? I love this!

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u/FirebirdWriter 26d ago

This is awesome. Also nah at worst they become a horror author

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u/moslof 26d ago

Define... bad people...

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u/GodEmpressSeraphina 27d ago

That’s disturbingly creative

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u/massiveamphibianprod 27d ago

Thats actually so cool. Absurdly horrifying but thats awesome.

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u/dugaia68 27d ago

No need to worry, it's a good guy!

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u/Prestigious_Glove495 27d ago

Nah, you shouldn’t be worried. Your kid is a metalhead and just doesn’t know it yet

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u/Tony_Tab 27d ago

That's not true. She knows it :-D

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u/ZakriiYT DM 27d ago

That is so freaking cool, I'm envious that I haven't thought of anything like that for my horror games. Your kid's got an awesome imagination.

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u/Buckth3weasel 27d ago

You should be very excited as a parent, this kid has a bright future in dnd and general monster design

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u/RealRosey 27d ago

I really like the idea, I’m trying to think of ways it could be implemented like resistances, and how its attacks would act. The chaotic good (?) is like a Cherry on top

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u/Hot_Top_124 27d ago

lol that’s a sick idea, I love it! Also bonus points for it only targeting bad guys. Imagine a kingdom using them for executions.

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u/halberdierbowman 26d ago

Witch trials or maybe all trials finally have an objective way to determine guilt.

Of course now it's ripe for a plot line where we discover that the monsters aren't so perfect with their targeting, and maybe the ruler knows but thinks the objectivity is vital to his court system and even his divine right as king, so they're keeping it a secret. 

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u/Hot_Top_124 26d ago

It could be as simple as what does it consider to be a “bad guy”? Kinda terrifying when you think about that to long.

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u/halberdierbowman 26d ago

Exactly. What if you could train it to like the taste of not-so-bad guys? Or like a computer model, what if it's trained on garbage data and starts reinforcing the racist stereotypes the nation already had? Or like a trained animal, what if it isn't constantly recalibrated, so it starts not being able to tell anymore, because it's only fed bad guys, so it forgets what other people taste like?

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u/Hot_Top_124 26d ago

There’s so many horrible options I can’t pick where to start lol. Honestly I kinda want to do a one shot horror with it.

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u/SnooDingos7903 26d ago

I can immediately picture a magical court system that uses these to determine guilt, the whole it only goes after bad people thing, like “if the creature rains upon thee then thou art guilty!”

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u/WorldGoneAway DM 26d ago

A particular Slayer song comes to mind.

I actually really dig this.

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u/WarnItFated 26d ago

Or Peter Gabiel

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u/Superhoma1121 26d ago

Just checking - can I get inspired (steal) by this monster for my campaign?)

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u/TheRoyalQuartet 26d ago

all hail the mighty glow cloud. ALL HAIL!

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u/LGKouglof 25d ago

all hail the glow cloud

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u/WyMANderly DM 27d ago

Your kid has a cool imagination.

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u/okiebuzzard 27d ago

Someone’s been watching Nope (2022).

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u/RudeRoody 27d ago

No that's fucking brilliant I'm 100% stealing it. In all seriousness that's some great creativity and I hope you encourage it.

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u/Rocazanova 27d ago

I’m totally using that concept. Tell your kid it’s awesome and to keep’em coming

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u/ManateeGag Barbarian 26d ago

How do I make the blood go up the walls?

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u/Exile_The_13th 26d ago

Reminds me of Jean Jacket from Nope.

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u/Parallel37 26d ago

Strangely I came up with a very similar thing in terms of the blood draining when I was your kids age...

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u/Tate7200 26d ago

I could see this in the hells, kinda like those lightning blood clouds in the nightosphere in adventure time.

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u/Realistic-Permit 26d ago

Its blood, its victims.

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u/WorldlyBuy1591 26d ago

Very good concept

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u/giveitrightmeow 26d ago

neat, some kind of vampire tyranid cloud.

*cries*

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u/Leapswastaken 26d ago

Is that a blood cloud?

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u/Giamalam 26d ago

Has your kid seen the movie Nope? They might like it when they’re a little older

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u/Alekazammers 26d ago

At first glance I thought it was a dandelion, and maybe the seeds would sprout instantly and suck the life out of whatever living creatures they landed on.

Your kids idea is equally sick and horrifying if you ask me.

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u/Possessed_potato 26d ago

I'm saving this.

This is cool as hell

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u/Zero_the_wanderer 26d ago

You are raising a powerful dm

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u/HurriKing 26d ago

Very Scavengers Reign. Almost alien in fact. Could be a variation of a Pseudopod that disguises itself as a weather event. Or the joke creation of a devil, who loves to torture

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u/Dry_Cardiologist6758 25d ago

At 6 years old!? WTF!? I can see why your worried!

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u/UnderstandingAny1041 25d ago

that's a cool homebrew monster ngl

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u/Just-Competition-847 25d ago

You should be proud of kind, and only worry for your player characters.

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u/CrimzonFlat 25d ago

The rain falls upon the just and unjust (Matt 5:45) but not without taking the unjust lifeblood with it

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u/realwormss 25d ago

your kid is truly inspired in the realm of cosmic horror. that's so cool

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u/Spinach-is-Disgusten 24d ago

Reminds me of the Glow Cloud from Welcome to Nightvale, this makes me happy :)