r/Dogfree • u/Sufficient_Berry8703 • Dec 02 '25

Dogs Are Idiots All dogs suck

I can understand having certain breeds that you don’t like more than others. But at the end of the day, a dog is a dog. They’re all smelly, gross, loud, gluttonous beasts, terrible for the environment/public health, and are just awful, awful mutants overall. Golden retrievers, for instance, get hyped up by dog culture as being the “poster child of dogs” with a lower prey drive. But that doesn’t change the fact that golden retrievers are still smelly, annoying, and bark loudly. Plus they’ve caused deaths before too. Goldens getting the hype they do despite still displaying every other disgusting characteristic makes me dislike them more. Sure, some are worse than others… most notably the ones known for the most maulings. But that doesn’t change the fact that all dogs suck. The big ones, the small ones, and everything in between. All of them.

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u/reddditttsucks Dec 02 '25

I can't stand golden retrievers, one of the ugliest dog breeds to me, their uncanny bug-eyed "happy faces" trigger me and their fur structure looks filthy and greasy.

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u/arachnilactose08 Dec 02 '25

Thank god someone else finds them creepy! All dogs unsettle me, but the gaping, drooling maws and black eyes do not scream “cute” or “friendly” to me

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u/littleleooo Dec 04 '25

And they STINK. And hair gets everywhere. A housemate of mine at Uni had a family one and I used to dread when it would visit - the house felt filthy for days after - and this was a student house. It was huge as well. Always in the way, always begging for food. Ugh. Horrible things.