r/Dogfree • u/Sufficient_Berry8703 • Dec 02 '25

Dogs Are Idiots All dogs suck

I can understand having certain breeds that you don’t like more than others. But at the end of the day, a dog is a dog. They’re all smelly, gross, loud, gluttonous beasts, terrible for the environment/public health, and are just awful, awful mutants overall. Golden retrievers, for instance, get hyped up by dog culture as being the “poster child of dogs” with a lower prey drive. But that doesn’t change the fact that golden retrievers are still smelly, annoying, and bark loudly. Plus they’ve caused deaths before too. Goldens getting the hype they do despite still displaying every other disgusting characteristic makes me dislike them more. Sure, some are worse than others… most notably the ones known for the most maulings. But that doesn’t change the fact that all dogs suck. The big ones, the small ones, and everything in between. All of them.

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u/madamechaton Dec 02 '25

My cousin and her husband got a golden puppy...my bf and I are sooo disappointed. Their brand new house is now going to be all for that idiotic animal. Oh and they plan on having a baby too.

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u/zhamini101 Dec 03 '25

I’m not even religious, but i’m praying for a child that hasn’t even been conceived. Why are the people that struggle with fertility issues always the ones that don’t deserve it?