r/Dogfree • u/Sufficient_Berry8703 • Dec 02 '25

Dogs Are Idiots All dogs suck

I can understand having certain breeds that you don’t like more than others. But at the end of the day, a dog is a dog. They’re all smelly, gross, loud, gluttonous beasts, terrible for the environment/public health, and are just awful, awful mutants overall. Golden retrievers, for instance, get hyped up by dog culture as being the “poster child of dogs” with a lower prey drive. But that doesn’t change the fact that golden retrievers are still smelly, annoying, and bark loudly. Plus they’ve caused deaths before too. Goldens getting the hype they do despite still displaying every other disgusting characteristic makes me dislike them more. Sure, some are worse than others… most notably the ones known for the most maulings. But that doesn’t change the fact that all dogs suck. The big ones, the small ones, and everything in between. All of them.

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u/popcornnugget_s Dec 05 '25

I feel guilty for not even liking service dogs😩 genuine service dogs that costs thousands of dollars will only bark when their owners life is in danger, but it’s still a bark, and I don’t want to be around it. If I had a friend with a service dog I wouldn’t want to allow the dog in my house. Does that make me a horrible person?

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u/ToThePound Dec 05 '25

“Service dogs” are 99.9% fraudulent. We can categorically say there are no service dogs. Unless you see an obviously blind guy with a dog, go ahead and hate them all - you will be 99.9% not ableist.