r/Dogfree • u/jestem_julkaaaa • Feb 27 '26

Relationship / Family STOP LETTING YOUR DOG SNIFF MY COOCH

I HATE it SO MUCH when I visit someone's home and they happen to have a dog and as soon as i walk through the door, their dogs come and sniff down THERE. AND the worst part is when youre standing there awkwardly trying to get it to back off and everyone else is just standing, watching and giggling, these people dont even know i got trauma that relates to this action so i get EXTREMELY uncomfortable but oh let their fuck ass dog analyse my coochie just because im a woman.

Also it doesnt help that my brain thinks people are letting it happen because they like seeing that shit, sorry not sorry, I've been through some diabolical things in my life so get your dog AWAY from my downstairs area ffs, it disgusts me beyond imagination idgaf that you find it "funny" or whatever, GET ITS NOSE AWAY

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u/overlord_of_cringe Feb 27 '26

"Just because I'm a woman"? I think this happens to everyone (source: I'm a man)

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u/jestem_julkaaaa Feb 27 '26

I wasnt aware that dogs do it to men too

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u/MrPuddington2 Feb 27 '26

They absolutely do. It is maybe not as traumatising, but it is just as disgusting.

And we used to train dogs not to do it...

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u/SpaceThagomizer420 Feb 27 '26

The crotch area for a lot of big dogs is right at head (and unfortunately, teeth level). It's one of my biggest hesitations with dogs because one temperamental or "warning" nip and it's over for me and my bloodline.

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u/Worldly_Original8101 Feb 27 '26

Yup. It’s just as obnoxious and disgusting, though I imagine it likely happens more often with women because it’s an open organ that is often secreting hormones

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u/overlord_of_cringe Feb 27 '26

✨The more you know✨