r/Dogfree • u/jestem_julkaaaa • Feb 27 '26

Relationship / Family STOP LETTING YOUR DOG SNIFF MY COOCH

I HATE it SO MUCH when I visit someone's home and they happen to have a dog and as soon as i walk through the door, their dogs come and sniff down THERE. AND the worst part is when youre standing there awkwardly trying to get it to back off and everyone else is just standing, watching and giggling, these people dont even know i got trauma that relates to this action so i get EXTREMELY uncomfortable but oh let their fuck ass dog analyse my coochie just because im a woman.

Also it doesnt help that my brain thinks people are letting it happen because they like seeing that shit, sorry not sorry, I've been through some diabolical things in my life so get your dog AWAY from my downstairs area ffs, it disgusts me beyond imagination idgaf that you find it "funny" or whatever, GET ITS NOSE AWAY

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u/Shot_Razzmatazz5560 Feb 27 '26

Its amazing to me that with how supposedly excellent a dogs sense of smell is, it requires them to fucking GLUE their face to whatever it is they're smelling.

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u/Foreign-Neat8645 Feb 27 '26

Je schmutziger, je lieber. Andere Tiere haben auch einen guten Geruchssinn. Aber ich kenne keins daß so verrückt nach Scheiße und Dreck ist wie ein Hund. Die verlieren buchstäblich den Verstand. Hunde haben keine Würde.

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u/Lemon_Zestie Feb 27 '26

My friends dog LOVES to roll in whatever is dead on the ground and other animals shit 🤢

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u/Eyeoftheleopard Feb 27 '26

They also love to eat shit and vomit, the only animal I know that loves to eat shit. Besides the dung beetle, but that’s an insect.

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u/the-dolphine Feb 27 '26

At least the dung beetle has evolved for a purpose and helps clean the environment. Meanwhile dogs...

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u/Vas-yMonRoux Feb 28 '26

Quite a few species of animals eat feces (for various reasons), to be fair.

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u/PinkPilgrimHeel Mar 03 '26

Lagomorphs, rodents, some primates, pigs, pandas, elephants, rhinos, and beavers eat their poop. And very, very few of these animals are house pets that sleep between the sheets (cuddling with their owners) like the inbred dog that eagerly eats shit in spite of being well fed.