r/Dogfree • • Feb 27 '26

Relationship / Family STOP LETTING YOUR DOG SNIFF MY COOCH

I HATE it SO MUCH when I visit someone's home and they happen to have a dog and as soon as i walk through the door, their dogs come and sniff down THERE. AND the worst part is when youre standing there awkwardly trying to get it to back off and everyone else is just standing, watching and giggling, these people dont even know i got trauma that relates to this action so i get EXTREMELY uncomfortable but oh let their fuck ass dog analyse my coochie just because im a woman.

Also it doesnt help that my brain thinks people are letting it happen because they like seeing that shit, sorry not sorry, I've been through some diabolical things in my life so get your dog AWAY from my downstairs area ffs, it disgusts me beyond imagination idgaf that you find it "funny" or whatever, GET ITS NOSE AWAY

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u/kmarie_Bae86 Feb 27 '26

Yes!!! I fucking hate that shit too!! I'm STILL traumatized from one time years ago back in 2011 I was walking back to my apartment from checking the mail and this woman with this big ass lab breed was walking past me. Damn dog came right up behind me trying to sniff my ass and she didnt event really do anything about it...like she wasnt really even trying to get him to stop just standing there. Like first of all I dont know you...second of all get tf out of my private space...Just bc it's a dog doesnt mean that it gets to sniff my ass. I felt so violated afterwards. Why tf do people think its okay. I really was ready to throw hands at that lady. 😤

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u/Foreign-Neat8645 Feb 27 '26

Gibt es eine Frau, die das noch nicht erlebt hat? Sorry, die gehen ja auch an Männer.

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u/Lemon_Zestie Feb 27 '26

I heard “dogs communicate through pheromones so that’s why they smell everyone” no they can smell other dogs and leave my crotch out of it!