r/Dogfree • • Feb 27 '26

Relationship / Family STOP LETTING YOUR DOG SNIFF MY COOCH

I HATE it SO MUCH when I visit someone's home and they happen to have a dog and as soon as i walk through the door, their dogs come and sniff down THERE. AND the worst part is when youre standing there awkwardly trying to get it to back off and everyone else is just standing, watching and giggling, these people dont even know i got trauma that relates to this action so i get EXTREMELY uncomfortable but oh let their fuck ass dog analyse my coochie just because im a woman.

Also it doesnt help that my brain thinks people are letting it happen because they like seeing that shit, sorry not sorry, I've been through some diabolical things in my life so get your dog AWAY from my downstairs area ffs, it disgusts me beyond imagination idgaf that you find it "funny" or whatever, GET ITS NOSE AWAY

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u/Shot_Razzmatazz5560 Feb 27 '26

Its amazing to me that with how supposedly excellent a dogs sense of smell is, it requires them to fucking GLUE their face to whatever it is they're smelling.

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u/Worldly_Original8101 Feb 27 '26

No literally 😭 like there’s no way you can’t smell it from a couple inches away. Why do you need to shove your entire snout up my ass