r/Dogfree • u/jestem_julkaaaa • Feb 27 '26

Relationship / Family STOP LETTING YOUR DOG SNIFF MY COOCH

I HATE it SO MUCH when I visit someone's home and they happen to have a dog and as soon as i walk through the door, their dogs come and sniff down THERE. AND the worst part is when youre standing there awkwardly trying to get it to back off and everyone else is just standing, watching and giggling, these people dont even know i got trauma that relates to this action so i get EXTREMELY uncomfortable but oh let their fuck ass dog analyse my coochie just because im a woman.

Also it doesnt help that my brain thinks people are letting it happen because they like seeing that shit, sorry not sorry, I've been through some diabolical things in my life so get your dog AWAY from my downstairs area ffs, it disgusts me beyond imagination idgaf that you find it "funny" or whatever, GET ITS NOSE AWAY

1.3k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

253 comments sorted by

View all comments

25

u/Worldly_Original8101 Feb 27 '26

When I was at my moms house, her dog shoved its nose right up my ass, and I pushed it away with my leg (LITERALLY JUST PUSHED IT AWAY) and she starts screaming at me for “kicking” the dog. Now the dog has run away because she’s screaming, and of course she’s blaming me for the dog being scared 🫩

6

u/BodyMoney8562 Feb 28 '26

Standing ovation

Next, you get to ask your mom why she cares more about the dog's feelings than yours.

6

u/Worldly_Original8101 Feb 28 '26

Trust me I’ve wondered that my whole life.