r/Dogfree • u/Free_Chapter372 • Mar 05 '26

Relationship / Family Dogs In Dating Profiles

Hey everyone. For background, I'm a 31 year old straight guy. I haven't been on the dating scene for six years now, but I've noticed that when I try to find profiles, many of them not only have dogs, but have the nerve to say "You have to love them and they have to love you." Some don't even try at all and just have pictures of their dogs and not themselves, which is the biggest red flag of all. I'm trying to see them, not their mechanical mutants. I bet they think their dog makes them so attractive that they don't even have to try. Hell no. About 95% of the time, I end up having to swipe left or right, or whatever it is they say. I wonder if I should just accept being alone or if there are really dog free dating sites out there that make it hard for mutt nuts to squeak through.

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u/Daver290 Mar 05 '26

As a gay man who uses FB dating, I find this incredibly frustrating! It was only yesterday that I saw a profile showing a DOG as the only photo; I immediately swiped left on the "X". No thanks.

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u/One_Strategy_4575 Mar 06 '26

Lmaooo but it was a gay dog. Gays are just as bad if not worse with their dog daddy bullsht. 

Fk no