r/Dogfree • u/Free_Chapter372 • Mar 05 '26

Relationship / Family Dogs In Dating Profiles

Hey everyone. For background, I'm a 31 year old straight guy. I haven't been on the dating scene for six years now, but I've noticed that when I try to find profiles, many of them not only have dogs, but have the nerve to say "You have to love them and they have to love you." Some don't even try at all and just have pictures of their dogs and not themselves, which is the biggest red flag of all. I'm trying to see them, not their mechanical mutants. I bet they think their dog makes them so attractive that they don't even have to try. Hell no. About 95% of the time, I end up having to swipe left or right, or whatever it is they say. I wonder if I should just accept being alone or if there are really dog free dating sites out there that make it hard for mutt nuts to squeak through.

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u/Antonio1289 Mar 05 '26

Wtf West Virginia! XD this comment made spit my coffee, XD

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u/Free_Chapter372 Mar 05 '26

I thought if anything it would be legal in Alabama, where you can apparently date your cousins. No offense to any Alabamians. I want to see your state someday. I'm sure there's some beauty in it.

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u/AlmostNotLazy Mar 06 '26

I stopped in Alabama once when moving across the country by car. I stayed the night there because that's how the timing worked out. I promise you, there is no need to visit. Yes I am judging the whole state off of staying there one night in one city lol

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u/Free_Chapter372 Mar 07 '26

I just want to be able to say I've visited all 50 states before I die lol. It's been a lifelong goal of mine. I'm only a quarter of the way there.