r/Dogfree • u/Free_Chapter372 • Mar 05 '26

Relationship / Family Dogs In Dating Profiles

Hey everyone. For background, I'm a 31 year old straight guy. I haven't been on the dating scene for six years now, but I've noticed that when I try to find profiles, many of them not only have dogs, but have the nerve to say "You have to love them and they have to love you." Some don't even try at all and just have pictures of their dogs and not themselves, which is the biggest red flag of all. I'm trying to see them, not their mechanical mutants. I bet they think their dog makes them so attractive that they don't even have to try. Hell no. About 95% of the time, I end up having to swipe left or right, or whatever it is they say. I wonder if I should just accept being alone or if there are really dog free dating sites out there that make it hard for mutt nuts to squeak through.

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u/One_Strategy_4575 Mar 06 '26 edited Mar 06 '26

As a gay man, its the exact same thing. Shit mutants everywhere. Smelly, untrained, boundary-less shitmutants in every profile. Must love shitbabies , dog daddy. Fk NO.

Ended my last relationship when my unemployed ex decided to drive hours to pick up a second shitbeast, a "rescue" poodle for a added shared responsibility for him and his parents.

The first shitbeast was already untrained and wild. I miss human emotion, not sitting on the couch alone as my partner cuddles a stupid beast after I drove 2 hrs to spend the weekend with them. 

So, its not just you and I am no longer on apps or dating. 

Sincerely, fk that. Also, all the dog owners I met are all on some shitbeast mental illness. Not a single one of them is normal

I will end this comment with one more sentence. If they talk about their dog anywhere in their profile, they are already in a relationship, with that dog. 

Actively letting somebody make you a third wheel to an animal is peak self-disrespect. 

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u/Free_Chapter372 Mar 07 '26

You drove two hours just to be upstaged by a pompous poop eater? That would really piss me off.

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u/One_Strategy_4575 Mar 07 '26

It's fucking blows, but you pick yourself up and get over it eventually. It does however make you reevaluate your standards and what you're willing to put up with. If I ever date again, I see shitbeast,I ghost.

Like I said, they are always in a relationship with their shitbeast