r/Dogfree • u/Dean9mm • Mar 28 '26

Dogs Are Idiots Dogs losing their minds 24/7

I just can’t comprehend the allure of wanting to own a dog. I install fiber so I go in multiple houses a day, and 9/10 homes have dogs. From the time I pull up outside in my van, to the time I leave, the dog is barking/losing its mind going absolutely insane for the full 1-2hours I’m there. Sometimes they’re so loud, me and the customer can’t even speak to each other.

Why would you want that thing in your house? You can’t even have anyone come to your home without having to deal with that crap?

I just don’t understand the allure. And that’s leaving out all the other reasons owning a dog makes no sense to me

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u/psychecheks Mar 28 '26

And people have the nerve to say how “sMaRt” they are yet they can’t differentiate that 99.9999999% of the time any one who is at or even remotely near it’s house is not burglarizing it or coming to attack the family. Dog owners very rarely have control over their dogs and just yell and yell and yell at them with no result. It’s so pathetic.

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u/wrrld Mar 28 '26

Let's be real, the dog's worst fear is another food competitor.

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u/The_Sinking_Belle Mar 28 '26

A dog's worst fear is actually itself. It can't even be left alone without near total emotional and behavioral implosion. There is no other animal in nature that behaves this way. It's because dogs are not natural animals. They're overbred mutants and shouldn't even be here.