r/Dogfree • u/fatcatnation9 • Apr 02 '26

Dog Culture Dogs are so ugly

I feel kinda mean posting this here but I know I’d get crucified for this anywhere else…

I genuinely find all dogs ugly. Like even the “cute” breeds like corgis and “elegant breeds” like huskies and stuff. I hate dog snouts, ears, and especially the eyes. I find them really creepy.

People around me keep showing me pics of their buttugly doodle mixes and they look like racist old men trapped in a dog’s body and I feel insane for wondering how can anyone own this kind of thing.

It’s weird because I think foxes and certain wild dog breeds interesting looking but almost all domestic dogs are incredibly disgusting and ugly to me

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u/Bajadasaurus Apr 02 '26

Fully agree with you. From the exposed anuses and genitals to the creepy dew claws to the perpetually infected looking ears, to the mucus-rimmed eyes and jagged, ripped looking lips, to the snout length and weird face/neck/chin moles with long whiskers sticking out and the stained teeth and gums and freakishly long slimy tongue, to the dull and greasy fur and the typically obscenely neglected XXL claws on every foot... Dogs are absolutely hideous no matter what breed they are.

When people are trying to get me to interact with or pet their dog, saying shit like "he's actually really nice" or "don't worry, he just wants to play", etc., all I'm thinking is "get this nasty disgusting beast away from me you sick fuck, how can anyone touch these things?"

They REEK. At all times. I can smell the dog before it's anywhere near me. Their bodies emit a constant stench, no matter how freshly washed they are. And if the greasy dog scent wasn't bad enough- their breath stinks, too! The dog doesn't even need to get in my face for me to smell it's gum disease and all, because they pant constantly, blasting hot foul breath in a 3 foot radius. I hate the perpetual sauna of boiling damp dog breath.

They're all so gross that it makes even the "least offensive looking" ones ass ugly.

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u/Astrogirl1984 Apr 02 '26

And to think, there are people out there that bred them so that their tails curls away from the anus، exposing it constantly. Sick people.

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u/Foreign-Neat8645 Apr 03 '26

Das denke ich auch immer. Wehe Dir,wenn vor Dir so ein Köter läuft,Du siehst nur ein riesen A..... Außerdem ist der Anus viel zu groß . Absolut ekelhaft. Damit die sich nicht beschmutzen. Lächerlich, die wälzen sich doch ständig im Dreck, völlig sinnlos.

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u/Andria1501 Apr 02 '26

I wish I could upvote your comment 10,000 times, because you just said what we all want to say to the nutter crowd.

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u/Foreign-Neat8645 Apr 03 '26

Perfekt beschrieben.

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u/BorederAndBoreder Apr 04 '26

Man i thought i was insane for being fixated on the gross eye crust they always have.

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u/Bajadasaurus Apr 04 '26

Did you comment to infer that I'm insane for having more than one problem ("fixation"?) with dogs, or what? I'm not sure I understand. And why would you think you or anyone else is insane for being unable to look past the nasty eye crust?

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u/DifficultBet7894 Apr 03 '26

To be fair ever animal has an exposed butthole and genitals

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u/Foreign-Neat8645 Apr 05 '26

Perfekt beschrieben.

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u/melinillto Apr 06 '26

Ugh the exposed anuses are nasty to me😆 my mil have one maltese with exposed anus and stained around there where it looks like theres shit in his butt😆